Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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The Mustache Rangers have reached the arbitrary 50 episode mark! What better way to celebrate than with your families? You should head home right now and take care of the celebration. This is a mandatory celebration. All persons of non-celebration will be stripped of their VIP status, and downgraded to IP. And then P. And then P, but in a lower case. You have been warned.
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The Mustache Rangers have left Earth again, for the good of the Earth. As you’re sure to know, only 100 people are allowed on the Earth at a time. If 101 people were allowed on to the Earth, everything would be thrown out of balance. Emily and Winston Grack will be happy to come home from their temporary orbit, now that the Rangers have left.
On today’s fantastic adventure of magnificence, the Mustache Ranger remember things. Enjoy your interpod netcast!
The Mustache Rangers are coming to Earth this Sunday to reenact, on the performance stage, some of their greatest adventures. While it may appear that they are making this up as they go along, rest assured these will all be true stories from beyond the stars!
The Mustache Rangers will be appearing live on January 20th at Improv a Go-Go. The show beings at 8pm (show up early, it has been known to sell out) at the Brave New Workshop theater.
The cost to you is one dollar. Did that look confusing to you? Well, don’t be confused. The price is 1 (one) dollar ($). Come and enjoy and come.
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It may physically harm you to realize this, but the Earth is not flat. It’s okay, relax. We have given you a informational punch to the stomach. The Earth is actually shaped more like a ribbon. The Great Mustache help us all if the giant space cat awakens from its million and two year slumber.
Today, the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast brings you information on candles. Your enjoyment is necessary.
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A deep that has begun in space. Things are warming up nicely, and the wildlife has come out to greet explorers of all kinds. Don’t be a stranger to the wildlife. It tastes great.
The Mustache Rangers are taking a break from moving merchandising, and getting back to the business of exploring. And if not exploring, then something else completely. Enjoy the current interpod netcast.
On the first day of 20aught8, the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast reached a total of 25 thousand downloads. What is a download? Who will ever know. But it seems significant.
Mustache Rangers Central Command would also like to celebrate this milestone with words. Thank yous are in order, but have been lost in the holiday shuffle. We apologize for losing your thank yous. But rest assured, they were meant for the loyal listeners and the words will be sorely missed.
Also, in celebration of this arbitrary number, the pre-sale price for Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirts will extend until the end of this week.
You can order your shirts RIGHT HERE. Don’t miss out on a way to show your friends who is the fashion boss. You do want to be a boss of fashion, don’t you?
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Desperate times call for not so desperate measures. Today’s hilarious interpod netcast is trying to part you with your hard earned monies. But the benefits are great.
The specific benefits are a discounted price on a Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt. These t-shirts are available for PRE-ORDER for this special price. But once the shirts go to print, these fantastic savings will disappear like the dolphostich.
The online internet order form for these chest warming cloth shirts can be found RIGHT HERE.
Who needs electronics when you can purchase t-shirts? The t-shirts were probably made with electronics. That you don’t need to buy.
Are you still reading this? You should be listening! Or ordering. You could probably do both at the same time. You’re that talented.
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If you extend a season’s greetings to somebody in the middle of summer, you will be pummeled for being odd and out of place. This generic term is to be used in the middle of winter, and that is it. Don’t forget that, or else you may get pummeled for the reasons that have already been stated.
The Mustache Rangers bring you season’s greetings into today’s adventure of the season. For some reason.
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There is a craft to almost anything, aside from crafts. Crafts, as items, have very little, if any, craft work done to them. Putting eyes onto this without eyes may be hilarious, but it is not a talent.
The Mustache Rangers relate to their public today.
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While not necessarily inevitable, the Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt is as much a reality as diapers that can be pulled upwards are.
Doc Johnson was feeling generous, for once, and is allowing his t-shirt to be PRE-ORDERED at a discount. Be aware that the t-shirt has unsubstantiated healing abilities, just like Doc Johnson’s famous elixir. If it’s unsubstantiated, you know that it’s good.
The online internet order form for chest warming cloth shirts can be found RIGHT HERE.
You seem to be on the fence about this fantastic Mustache Rangers approved product. What would you say if I told you that fence you were sitting on is Mustache Rangers approved. Has your world been turned on its end?
Along with a celebration of t-shirts, the Mustache Rangers have recorded a special public service announcement about social security. If you were worried about social security before, you were not worried nearly enough. Enjoy!
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In these modern times, where the power of steam can be used to power your page turning machine, some people still believe in the power of people. This belief is misplaced. Machines powered by water vapor will rule us all, and it is only a matter of time before you brain is turned into steam for the use of telephone dialing.
The Mustache Rangers explore the old ways today. Be prepared for mind use.
Sometimes, in the line of duty, the Mustache Rangers are forced to go to Iowa. As you all know, Iowa has not allowed recording equipment of any kind since 1402. Please excuse our lack of adventures this week. If you can not excuse us, then blame Iowa.
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Music is an enormous part of life. Unless you a deaf. And even then, you can hold a balloon with the bass turned up really loudly. So if music is such a big part of life, it must be a big part of not life too. River and tornadoes and frogs must all love music like the living do.
The Mustache Rangers catch some shut eye today. Listen to the excitement now!
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It has come to our attention that space is mostly empty. This is confusing, as there is all sorts of junk here. Planets and animals and the like. Plants are not allowed in space. This is cosmic law.
The Mustache Rangers from a club in today’s interpod netcast. You should join. In.
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Children should regularly put ropes into their mouths!
Also, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a Go-Go. The cost to you is only 1(one) dollar! Can you imagine the savings?