Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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After a week of trying to put a squarish toy square into a roundish toy circle hole, the adventures of the Mustache Rangers are back. In a rare continuation, they continue to continue their storyline from the previous episode. Enjoy it.
Apologies to our loyal followers. This weekend, the podcast translation crew ran in to technical difficulties. The podcast for this week has been delayed until the week the follows this week. Please accept our apologies and hunt down those who do not accept our apologies. They don’t have to be such a big jerk about it, after all.
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There is cult on a distant planet that does not believe in tiptoeing. That may not be a harsh enough way to describe their belief. It is not as if they think tiptoeing exists but they have no faith in it. They actually believe there is no tiptoeing. They throw some fantastic shindigs.
Be careful of today’s episode of the Mustache Rangers. It will certainly be careful of you.
Often times, the Mustache Rangers will come to Earth and recount their most exciting tales live to a theater audience. Well, there is now a space for all of your Mustache Rangers live performance information.
Simply click on this page for information on upcoming live Mustache Rangers shows.
But click fast! Their next live appearance is this weekend, and the cost to view is but one dollar!
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We live in a complicated and ever changing world. Galaxies, on the other hand, are constant and never change. You may think they collide and rip each other to pieces, but that thinking would be deadly incorrect. You can always count on the constant of the never changing galaxy.
The Mustache Rangers check their heads in today’s interpod netcast. Pick up your ears and listen to it.
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There are an amazing variety of terrible moving pictures produced in our modern times. Sometimes it would be easier to close your eyes and let the all consuming darkness take you away. But some of these moving pictures involve the humors antics of animals. These are the pictures worth living for.
The Mustache Rangers discuss art in today’s interpod netcast. Enjoy it.
Mustache Rangers Central Command is taking a informally mandatory survey of the listening public. It is demanded that you please comment on your favorite Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast, of your own free will. If you would be kind enough to absolutely indicate your preferred episode and your reasons for preference, Mustache Rangers Central Command will not be forced to cause harm to you. Or not cause harm to you.
Your comments can be placed in the comment receptacle. You are wasting our time by continuing to read our words. You need to begin making your own words. Now.
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The Mustache Rangers have found away into the heart of a small boy. This small boy had no say in the matter. In fact, the small boy doesn’t even exist. He is simply a boy who now lives only in your mind. Please, do not kill this young boy by forgetting him.
A new episode of the Mustache Rangers is available to you today. For pleasure.
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Our books of ancient history describe a moving picture presentation by the name of Mr. Destiny. Copies of this presentation on entertainment disc no longer exist. We, the people of the present, can still enjoy the stories of Mr. Destiny, but they are passed on by word of mouth. Sometimes the words to the tale change, but this timeless story of a mouse filing for a business loan will continue on through the ages.
The Mustache Rangers meet their own sort of destiny in today’s interpod netcast adventure. It is your destiny to enjoy it.
After many years of deliberation, Mustache Rangers Central Command has decided to approve the passing on of the Moustache Me webnet pagesite link.
The humans who run Moustache Me endorse the sticking of mustaches onto advertisements that have no mustaches. Mustache-less advertisements are an abomination to the Great Mustache. He appreciates all that correct this, in a legal manner.
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The great beyond may not be all that great. Or, now that we’ve had a chance to think it over, all that beyond. Thank goodness there are those out there who will pretend to communicate with your loved ones for monies. They are truly beyond great.
The Mustache Rangers take death, for instance, in this week’s interpod netcast. Enjoy it while you can.
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Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the government’s many regulation entertainment programs. For instance, there is the House of Apples located in every town where you can practice eating apples. Since apples do not exist, you will be using faux horse chestnuts. Faux because horse chestnuts no longer exist. Or you can mosey on down to the Twirl Your Arms Around center, where an instructor will indicate when you should twirl your arms around. These are all fine alternatives to thinking.
We think that you should listen to the Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast today.
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It is the charge of every Earth-liver to consume. Food, plastics, and oxygen are ripe for the literal and non-literal digestion. Shoes, however, are a different sort of beast. Neither plastic nor oxygen, they sit and wait in a bin of blank description. The greatest scientist in the time of our great-great-grandchildren may finally discover an adequate category for the shoe, but we will not be alive to see it. But you may fall asleep, knowing that our future is safe.
The Mustache Rangers have put together another interpod netcast for your listening enjoyment. So pleasure your ears with their sweet sounds. But pleasure only within the legal limit, please.
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It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad also had a short attention span. Sadly, they are unable to even terminate themselves. It is was a terrible program, and we are sorry for having wasted your monies on it.
Today, the Mustache Rangers make you happy. So you had best listen closely to their message of pieces.
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Another Monday has arrived. Do not expect a fanfare for a Monday. It is comparable to another Meredith or Beatrice arriving at your party. The come along with regularity, and generally bring stories of shopping at craft stores. Yes, a Monday is not a special thing in the least.
Enjoy today’s interpod netcast of the Mustache Rangers. It will in enjoy you, that is guaranteed.