Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons.
The Mustache Rangers deals with snaps and claps in this week’s episode. Store it in your brain.
There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today’s podcast is about the other thing. You know what we’re talking about. There’s something about Brett Favre.
Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can’t hold their weight. Oh humans. Just jump!
The Mustache Rangers assume many things in this week’s podcast adventure. We assume.
The Mustache Rangers are back, and they’re joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Good.
In fact, if you need MORE Mustache Rangers this week, you can hear a special Mustache Rangers episode of the Sex is Fun podcast right here!.
The Sex is Fun podcast is dedicated to the rational discussion of human sexuality from the approach of fun, enjoyment and pleasure. We recommend rationality. It’s pretty great.
We’re sorry for the unexpected hiatus. Family stuff and happenstance. Don’t worry. We should be back next week? Notice the question mark. We are not committing, but hopeful.
Nobody likes snakes. Even the dudes who wear snakes as a fashion statement are scared to death of them. They simply think the constant risk of death is worth it if a pretty lady looks their way. Bonus points if she looks their way with an expression that is not disgust.
The Mustache Rangers talk about snakes in this week’s podcast episode. Don’t freak out.
Fear. Does it hurt more than it helps? Sandwiches. Have you had more bad sandwiches than good? Chairs. Still trust them? Listen to this week’s Mustache Rangers episode and you may start to question everything you understand about everything.
Skyrim is the game of the hour. In Skyrim, you go on quests. In this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode, they talk about quests. Does that mean that everyone who plays Skyrim should listen to the Mustache Rangers? It couldn’t hurt.