Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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The only thing quieter than a rock sitting all by itself is mime pretending to be a rock sitting all by itself. And we’re talking about a professional mime here. Not your weekend birthday party mime. Another note, as long as we’re talking here. Children do not like mimes.
The Mustache Rangers deal with a little silence today, but really there is a lot of talking. Enjoy the interpod netcast.
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Every once in a blue moon (when the Lords of America decide to paint the moon, generally once ever decade), you get a really good hamburger. And it kind of makes you wonder why you’ve been eating vegetables at all. But then, the next hamburger you get is just “okay” again. At least you’ll have the memory of that one hamburger.
The Mustache Rangers consume no food in this week’s episode. We hope that information didn’t make you sad.
The creation of a mighty Mustache Rangers quote index is underway. Soon, you will be able to say, “oh drat. I know something funny was said at some point, but can not, for the life of me, remember when it was said.” And then, after you say this, you will be able to use the magic of indexing to help your shoddy memory.
But this process becomes even easier with you, the listener. If you have any favorite quotes, please list them and which episodes they appear in. Then, when your mind eventually fails, you will have electricity and metal to help you remember.
You can leave a comment with your indexable quote, or email the Mustache Rangers at mustacheranger@gmail.com. Either way, thank you for doing some of our work for us. We are very busy killing things that are different from us.
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If space were not nothing, it would be totally in your face. It would, for example, be all, like, what is up? It would be quite overwhelming, if it weren’t such a massive amount of emptiness. Given any mass, it would be the person you avoid at most well planned parties.
The Mustache Rangers have another adventure, of sorts, in today’s interpod netcast internet podcast. Cast.
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After achieving everything they wanted to do on Earth at the Twin Cities Improv Festival, the Mustache Rangers have once again left fertile ground for the thankless embrace of space. There is no applause in space. There isn’t really anything in space.
The Mustache Rangers bring you an new podcast adventure today, full of action and movement and plot. Or not. Enjoy!
The Mustache Rangers are racing time and space to make it back to Earth for the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There may be alien civilizations to conquer, but the people of Earth can have morale issues and need an evening of mandatory cheer every now and again.
The Mustache Rangers will be dispensing cheer as they recount tales of their space adventures live on the Brave New Workshop stage. You should come and enjoy the Mustache Rangers, along with many of the other delightful troupes at the Twin Cities Improv Festival.
You may find your Mustache Rangers related time information below.
When: June 29th, 2008, 8PM CST
Where: Twin Cities Improv Festival
2605 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408
Price: $10
See you soon, Cadets!
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Get your giggling out of your lungs, because the sixty-ninth episode of the Mustache Rangers is here for our mutual pleasure. If you enjoy the running of marathons, or hate them, or feel no way whatsoever about them, you will enjoy this week’s episode. If you have no feelings at all, then we ask that our deaths be quick and painless.
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As mentioned in the podcast for today, the Mustache Rangers would like your help to spread their words. Today, you can do three things. Tell 5 people about the Mustache Rangers. Digg the Mustache Rangers. Leave positive feedback for the Mustache Rangers on iTunes.
It’s that easy. Do all or one of them, but don’t you dare do none. Now, enjoy this week’s episode!
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There is a fine line between a point and a line. Now you know geometry. Congratulations.
The Mustache Rangers have their many hands full into this week’s interpod netcast podcast. Enjoy with your favorite beverage.
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The people of Earth take the changing of days for granted. They give little to no time considering how the other half live. The space half. Flying from galaxy to galaxy with useless sundials. It was a bad investment.
The Mustache Rangers miss their months in the current interpod netcast episode. We hope that you feel some sort of sympathy.
The Mustache Rangers are making a special visit to Earth this Friday. It seems that an “improvisational” “comedy” group by the name of Family Night has called out the Mustache Rangers. And as much as the Mustache Rangers enjoy being called out, this night of families said it with a nasty inflection.
And so, the Mustache Rangers will be doing battle with this Family Night on stage, for the pleasure of you! Quick! Find details on this “performance” below!
When: May 23rd, 2008, 11PM CST
Where: Punch Out! at the Brave New Workshop
2605 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408
Cost: $10.00
Someone will go home crying. If you enjoy crying, you will love this.
If you love the Mustache Rangers, you will make it to this show and make sure that they are not sent home crying. Crying in space can be dangerous, and can lead to death or headaches.
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Danger seems to be the middle name of many a person. The people who claim this tend to spend most of their free time staring at a screen with moving or static pictures. The middle name is wasted on them.
The Mustache Rangers encounter danger in today’s interpod netcast internet podcast. Enjoy the danger.
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One thing is always relative to another, unless you are referring to Uncle Stan. Uncle Stan is not really your uncle, nor is he made up of matter like you or I. Remember that the next time he tries to count your ribs.
The Mustache Rangers explore the things brought by time in today’s podcast episode. Enjoy it without penalty.
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If you have never heard of an iceberg before, let us explain it for you. It is a smallish sort of town made completely of ice. Commerce flows normally, just slower.
The Mustache Rangers deal slightly with ice in today’s podcast episode. Put it into your brain. Now.
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Nicknames are for the strong and the weak alike. However, nicknames serve different purposes for these two groups. Just keep this truth in mind. The strong hand out all nicknames, and the strong hate the weak. Hopefully, this information will help you out of some jam in the near future.
Today, the Mustache Rangers receive nicknames. Enjoy it.