The Mustache Rangers Podcast

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The Mustache Rangers at HUGE Improv Theater

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The Mustache Rangers and long form improv in the Twin Cities as a whole has a new home. HUGE Improv Theater, located at 3037 Lyndale Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408, will be opening its doors this Sunday for the first show. Improv a Go-Go, which has been running for about a billion years, will be moving there after its long run at the Brave New Workshop. You should attend. It’s only one dollar!

But, looking past the opening day, the Mustache Ranger will be performing at HUGE every Thursday at 8pm starting on December 9th. That’s right. Not only can you hear the Mustache Rangers on a weekly basis on the internet, but now you can see them. Live. In the flesh.

We implore you, our fans, to come out and see us. And we implore you to tell your friends. And family. And coworkers. And the cute guy/girl at the checkout counter at Whole Foods. It’d be a great first date, probably.

But please, tell everyone you know. And show up yourself. We promise to make it a fantastically funny and entertaining show.

The Mustache Rangers Burn It Down: Episode 177

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Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers miss a week of duty. Usually it is because they are out of radio contact. And even if it isn’t, it’s a pretty good blanket excuse. Plus there is a check box on the “why were you out” from for “out of radio contact.” Saves ink.

The Mustache Rangers deal with their issues (surprise surprise) in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Enjoy it sooooo much!

The Mustache Rangers Make Some Doe: Episode 176

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There isn’t a lot of roadkill in space. In fact, all road kill in space is killed on a planet and then shot into space. It stinks less up there.

The Mustache Rangers figure some things out in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Drink it down your ears.

Origins, History, and More on Mischke

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In case you missed the live radio show, the Mustache Rangers were guests on The Nite Show with Mischke on 830AM WCCO in the Twin Cities. The show is up in podcast form right here if you would like a behind the scenes look at the origin of the Mustache Rangers.

The interview begins about 16 minutes in, but the whole show is excellent and we recommend you listen to it. In fact, we recommend you listen to Mischke as much as possible. He is one of the most unique, absurd, in depth, and fascinating radio hosts in the country.

So listen to the podcast interview, pass it on to friends, and give Mischke a good listen. You won’t be sorry.

Discover: Podcast Episode 175

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No matter how long you’ve known somebody, there is always something new to learn about them. It gets really annoying. How many layers do you need to have? You like eggs and hate Westerns. That should be all we need to know! Get over it!

The Mustache Rangers discover new things about each other in this podcast episode. Try writing down all the words as they say same them. We bet you can’t.

Welcome to the Mustache Rangers comedy podcast!

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Hey there. Welcome to the Mustache Rangers website. If this is your first time here, then you might be overwhelmed by the large number of podcasts to choose from. Well, don’t fear! We’re here to help!

The Mustache Rangers are a podcast and improv group made up of Commander Major Alastair Q. Bastidious and First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum. Together, they bring you weekly podcast adventures in the vein of Curb Your Enthusiasm colliding with Buck Rogers.

Why not check out a few of our favorite podcast episodes where the Mustache Rangers:

If you like what you hear, why not subscribe on iTunes and tell all your friends about it? Why not?

And, if you’re looking to start from the VERY beginning, you should explore Mustache Rangers Classic over at NoisePicnic. There you will find cleaned and remastered versions of the earlier Mustache Rangers episodes.

The Mustache Rangers Learn From Books: Episode 174

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Words aren’t just for looking at. Sometimes, they mean something.

Bibliophiles beware of this week’s podcast episode.

The Mustache Rangers Get Better: Episode 173

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Don’t eat food that you leave in your warm space ship for too long. That is all.

The Mustache Rangers deal with their minds in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it all.

The Mustache Rangers Get It Together: Episode 172

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They is a phrase in fashion that you may not be familiar with. It’s called “size.” All clothes may look the same, but they actually come in different “sizes.” Pants should be worn around the waist. If they have fallen to the ground, it is an issue with “size.” We just changed your life.

The Mustache Rangers dive into the world of high fashion in this week’s podcast episode. Wear it home.

The Mustache Rangers Lock it Down: Episode 171

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You never want to appear too eager. That’s right. I’m talking to you, Mr(s). Eager. Put down that list of debatably exciting activities and take a load off. You deserve it. That’s the lie you can keep repeating to yourself. You deserve it.

The Mustache Rangers get the rust out in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy the parts of it you like best.

The Mustache Rangers Aren’t Racist: Episode 170

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Even if you hate politics and think that for vote doesn’t matter and don’t agree with either party and live in a shack in the woods and have some sort of death pact with your common law wife and make moonshine from your own urine, can still be politically correct.

The Mustache Rangers deal with words in this week’s podcast full of comedy. Mix it with crushed ice and consume.

The Mustache Rangers Have a Sit Down: Episode 169

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When you say “it takes all kinds” you actually mean “what a weirdo.” Say what you mean next time, instead of sugar coating like the apples you’ll soon be enjoying after the cool on the wax paper.

The Mustache Rangers deal with personal property in this week’s podcast. Enjoy how they do that.

No time, no time

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There was no time to put this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast together, what with getting all those space shingles for the space roof and seeing Space Pavement at a space concert. Rest assured, there will be a new podcast up next week.

For alternate fun times, follow us on Twitter at @mustacherangers. Don’t read that out loud, because saying “at” and “at” will make you want to watch Star Wars. And it’s a Monday. That is time for work, not your Star Wars.