The Mustache Rangers Get a Message
- All hail the Great Mustache!
- There’s no women in the Mustache Rangers just for that purpose. So there’s no weird sexual things going on. Even though are sometimes. But still, you know.
- Turn off the warning alarm. It’s giving me a headache.
- Don’t tell me what I know and do not know. Of course that is the word “bastard.”
- I have a big backyard.
The Mustache Rangers Appreciate
- That’s a good place to poke.
- I appreciate all you do for me.
- Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
- Whales are not natural occurrence of events.
- Grogglestein.
- My own appreciation is a little bit masturbatory.
- Pajama-jammy-jam.
- Smells up the ship real nice. Better than our man stank.
The Mustache Rangers Are Stranded
- Yautuming with the yautomaible.
- If there’s a word, that means it’s something.
- I think you mean “taste.”
- You’re a very very bad sponsor.
- The ship will get drunk.
- That’s funny because it happened to somebody else.
- I’m pretty sure you don’t understand science.
- And then when you peel off their face they are nothing but a dog like creature.
- Overall you have a tendancy to lean towards the dumbs.
- We have chicken fingers. I don’t know if they come from lady chickens
- Ride my hope.
- Let me get this straight, I ask you to look deep down inside you and you see a bearded naked man waving in the wind. Not with his hand.
- I really don’t care that I have a sister I never met.
- – Well, I like to work.
– Well, that’s dumb.- If your work is your fun then ever day is Saturday.
- Tareesi is not going to be deep inside me.
- Seriously, how can you call yourselves a civilized race of aliens when you don’t even expect to be slaughtered.
- Back rubs for everyone!
- Now hold this crystal.
- – I can feel all my cares and stresses being sucked up into that pyramid.
– And it will keep milk fresh.- I’m orange tinted and forever holding a crystal.
- I’ve never had a good fist experience.
- Nothing gets my day going like a good fisting.
- Space lions!
- Are you looking up lion pornography, Computer?
- I think the lion is being violated.
- It was just a lot of biting and caressing.
- You’re going to have to change regardless of the how you feel.
The Mustache Rangers Join a Club
- I like it. Nah, I don’t. DIS!
- Shut up. Shut up for a second.
- It’s not really jell-y, it’s jell-o.
- Permission to speak and also get a hug.
- Moment on the lips, lifetime without teeth.