Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
It’s that time of the year again. Time to turn your eyes towards the Brave New Workshop. It’s time for the third annual Twin Cities Improv Festival.
That is correct. The Twin Cities Improv Festival starts this evening and runs through Sunday, June 28th (when the Mustache Rangers perform live for your enjoyment).
So cancel your plans, or make the plans you never had, and make your way to the Twin Cities Improv Festival.
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It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with this non-burper, and call them out loudly if you suspect one of their words is fulled by a burp. That will show them the proper amount of shame.
The Mustache Rangers deal with issues in this week’s podcast episode. Listen to their issues, to delay your own.
Announcement number one! The Mustache Rangers will be performing at the Twin Cities Improv Festival on June 28th. Check out the website for tickets and information on the plethora of other improv artists performing at the festival.
Announcement number two! It isn’t really an announcement. We just wanted to bug you some more about rating the Mustache Rangers podcast on iTunes. So why aren’t you doing that already? Are you scared? Do you not have two minutes? If you didn’t have two minutes, you wouldn’t even be here. So go there.
Announcement number three! There is now a Mustache Rangers Wiki where you can find and add information about the Mustache Rangers and their adventures. Take care of the Wiki and it will take care of you.
Announcement number four! We love you. As a friend.
That is all.
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The spine is a mystery. It isn’t, really. But it can certainly be a sticky wicket at times. It is inside the body, which is the first problem. Fixing the spine isn’t like getting an eyelash out of your eye. There are few advantages to having an exoskeleton, but easy spine fixing seems like one of them. Easy spine chewability seems to cancel out that advantage.
The Mustache Rangers deal with the human spine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it at your own risk. Risk of enjoyment.
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It’s that time of the week again. Time for another guest on the Mustache Rangers podcast. This week, solo musician and member of the The Glad Version, Adam Svec lends his leading vocals to the Mustache Rangers. What will our boys do with his golden cords? You’ll have to listen and find out.
And make sure to check out videos of Adam’s work here and here. That is an order! Of sorts.
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Many people look back on their childhood with tinted memories. The truth is, you were probably a really stupid child. Most people are, except for the freakishly smart ones. And they have to deal with the fact that they were always being judged by you, the stupid children. To sum things up, childhood is a hell on earth and you should take every opportunity to take a child’s money because they will only spend it on something stupid.
The Mustache Rangers debate a childhood topic in this week’s podcast it. Enjoy it and try not to remember your own childhood. It’s for the best.
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It is a special day for the Mustache Rangers podcast, because we have the first of many special guests contributing their golden vocal chords for our use. And we are not stealing their vocal chords like in the Little Mermaid. We do not have the technology. Yet.
The first very special guest is Cayenne Chris Conroy of the Teknikal Diffikulties podcast. After you have given this week’s Mustache Rangers episode a listen, make sure to visit Teknikal Diffikulties and enjoy over 50 hours of audiosketch comedy.
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Sowing and sewing can be confusing to school children. This is odd, considering that they are doing both almost constantly. The only solution is flashcards. Remember to look up the definitions in the dictionary before you make the flashcards for them, so that you are not passing on incorrect information.
The Mustache Rangers have another podcast adventure this week. Try your hardest to enjoy it.
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It is difficult to judge anything or anyone without being hypocritical. It is best to say “now I know I’m no saint” before passing judgment, before people can accuse you of not being a saint. You are taking away their power.
The Mustache Rangers cover many topics in this week’s podcast. Enjoy it with our full compliments.
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There is a secret to being quiet. It’s called shutting your yapper. Also, you might want to turn off Twitter.
This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers gives you no tips on anything. Enjoy that.
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It is spring time in space, and that means allergy time. Not many people know the nebula are actually black hole sneezes. Space pollen is a hell of a thing.
The Mustache Rangers smile in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it and share it with friends.
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Training is important. But more important than training is instinct. In your next job interview, inform the interviewer that you, the interviewee, have the instinct needed for the job. If they start to question your statement, either run away or fight them. You will not get the job if you run away.
This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contains audio. Listen and enjoy.
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The Mustache Rangers will be performing in Chicago this Saturday as part of the Chicago Improv Festival. We understand that this means most fans will be unable to attend the performance
But we also understand that this means some fans in the Chicago area WILL be able to attend. So here are your details!
The Mustache Rangers will be performing at the Annoyance Theater on Saturday, April 18th at midnight. For those of you who this confuses, just pretend the show starts at 11:59pm on April 18th. Now you aren’t confused.
Tickets are $10, and the Mustache Rangers would be overjoyed to see you there.
And if not you, then your friend that live in Chicago. You know, the friends that you are going to tell to see the Mustache Rangers. They’re almost as good as you. But we won’t tell them that.
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Who decides if something is a metaphor? English teachers. If it were not for them, you wouldn’t need to know how to pretend to see something in nothing.
Does this week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contain a metaphor? You had better ask Mr. Philips. You know, your high school English teacher. Enjoy!
The Mustache Rangers will performing LIVE this coming Monday, April 13th at the Bryant-Lake Bowl as guests of the fantastic Splendid Things improv group. It promises to be a fantastic and exciting show for all to see.
But if the promise of fantasticism isn’t enough for you, then maybe a raffle of the few remaining Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirts will peak your interest. That’s right, the last pristine Mustache Rangers t-shirts in existence will be raffled off at the Monday night Splendid Things improv show. Now you certainly have enough reasons to come.
You should also buy your tickets RIGHT NOW! Advance tickets are only $6 if you buy them at the following address before Sunday (4/12) at 11:59PM: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/58996.
You can also call the Bryant-Lake Bowl box office at 612-825-8949 for advance tickets.
Day-of tickets are $10. That’s almost (exactly) $4 dollars more for being lazy. Don’t be lazy!
Doors open at 7PM. The show starts at 8PM. Drinks and dinner are available in the theater before and during the show.
So come, laugh, and get ready to possibly win a t-shirt! Even if you lose, you win! With entertainment!
