Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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The American has always loved sports, be it shooting Redcoats or hoops. And what happens when the American runs out of sports? The crafty American makes new sports. Arena football is truly American as apple pie, which actually is not American in the least. What we are trying to say is, there are a lot of sports going on all the time.
This week, the Mustache Rangers explore the topic of sports in their podcast. Don’t fumble this episode, or else people on internet will make fun of you and your butter fingers.
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Space can get lonely, even if you have a traveling companion floating along next to you. Don’t be afraid to discuss your loneliness with companion, as a long and boring discussion about your needs will surely shoo away any loneliness you might be feeling. In fact, after your companion’s short and spurned responses, you may even desire loneliness.
The Mustache Rangers discuss containers in this week’s podcast event. Enjoy it without socks shoved in your ears.
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It is not uncommon for someone to grow bored with their surroundings. If they are not terribly meek, then they may explore things beyond their comfort zone. And this is how people came to eat tabouli.
The Mustache Rangers get a bit outside of their comfort zone in this week’s podcast adventure. Listen to it with all your might.
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It is a long held belief that model rockets are cool. The fact is, they are not cool in the slightest. No matter how “rad” or “sweet” the decals stuck on the rocket are. The rocket will, in the very best situation, go up and then go down. So unless you’re building a rocket that does away with the “then go down” part, find yourself a new hobby. Button collecting is always popular.
The Mustache Rangers deal with buttons in this podcast episode. Take it into your brain.
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As you know by now, the Mustache Rangers stopped by the CONvergence Sci-Fi and Fantasy convention to bring stories of their conquests to the little people. In this week’s podcast episode, they take questions directly from the audience. Will these questions make for interesting listening? Only listening will tell!
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The easiest way is rarely the most fulfilling way to do something. But it is the easiest way to do things. The eternal struggle between laziness and enjoyment is eternal for a reason. Because people are too lazy to solve the issue.
The Mustache Rangers deal with problems in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it, if you are not too lazy.
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The on line can be a place of confusion. Anyone can say anything, if they have purchased a government licensed SAnything Pass. And, really, who has the money to pay to say anything? The SSomething Intelligent Pass is much cheaper, but also labels you as a smarty pants. No one will date the SSomething’ers.
This podcast deals with the issue of the on line reviews. Enjoy it on or off, but be careful what you say about it on the on line afterwards. They are watching and counting you.
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The Mustache Rangers performed live for the riveted crowd at this year’s CONvergence. And now, you can be riveted too. Enjoy the longest Mustache Rangers podcast yet.
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Is there anything more annoying than having to go over the same ground you have already gone over? Yes, there is. But back tracking is definitely pretty annoying. Just because it isn’t the most annoying thing ever doesn’t mean it is a delight to you and others. So go ahead. Complain about it as much as you like. Unless someone is complaining about something more annoying.
The Mustache Rangers deal with annoying things in this week’s podcast episode. Listen to it well.
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When you are asked to view a police line up, always make to finger the wrong perp. If the person who wronged you is sent to prison, there is no way to leave flaming bags on their doorsteps or send them mysterious letters with pictures of their house inside. Jail is no fun for anybody.
The Mustache Rangers argue about a plan on the podcast the week. Enjoy it as you would any other argument.
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If something makes you hungrier than the pursuit of justice, then you need to check the order of your “pursuit list.” If you have it in some sort of computerized spreadsheet, it should be fairly easy to edit.
The Mustache Rangers deal with the ordeal that is shaving in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy and learn, at the same time, please.
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Time is a big bully who steals everything. There isn’t one thing you can name that he or she will not take for itself. After you make peace with that, he or she is really cool to hang out with and can tell you some wild stories.
The Mustache Rangers have not made peace with time in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy that you are better than them.
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There are a lot of smells in the world. And if you combine two smells, you get a new smell. So it would be very practical of you to say there are an infinite number of smells in the world. Because who wants to count that high?
The Mustache Rangers deal with a few smells in this week’s podcast adventure. Enjoy it with your loved ones. And if you love only yourself, you’re still good to go.
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The Mustache Rangers are joined by another special guest this week. Who may that guest be? Or is it “whom?” Whatever the word, the guest doesn’t change.
Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame, joins the Mustache Rangers on another absurd and introspective podcast. You can find Kevin Murphy’s most recent work at the fantastic RiffTrax.com.
So enjoy the Mustache Rangers, and enjoy Kevin Murphy, and then enjoy RiffTrax.com. It’s the only decent thing for you to do.