Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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It has come to the attention of Mustache Rangers Central Command that small dogs are all of the rage in this day of ages. Please understand that must halt any and all of this rage as soon as possible. If the rage is not contained, a letter of strong wording will find its way to you.
The Mustache Rangers have a box today.
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It is a well believed fact that “frat” is short for “fraternity.” Perhaps we are missing the bigger picture. Is there a much longer word out there that “fraternity” is short for? And if so, is that word simply short for another word? How high does this word hierarchy of mystery go? And who will bring it to its knees?
The Mustache Rangers discuss their fears in this week’s episode. Do not fear listening to it. That would be stupid, to put it lightly.
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A bag of air should contain only air. Dead rats and fleas should be taken out at the processing plant. It make a relaxing breathing experience very unreasonable.
The Mustache Rangers get stuck in some sort of loop today. I don’t know.
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There are many types of love in the galaxy. The love between dirt and the skin under fingernails. The love of brain devouring bacteria for brains to devour with bacteria. The love of vampires by the very very pale. With that in mind, forever be aware that love is stupid.
The Mustache Rangers bring you a wonderful adventure of woe, or something, today. And when you’re finished with that, why not check out Teknikal Diffikulties?
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There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them to steal their oxygen. So don’t pretend you are better than vampires.
The Mustache Rangers get a few things off their chest in this week’s episode.
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Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich and mute. It is the only way to live.
The Mustache Rangers recorded an adventure for your ears. Take a listen today.
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The Mustache Rangers are back for another fantastic season of joy and brutality. Brutal joy will be felt by all.
Today, the Mustache Rangers will spill rainbows into your split skull. Enjoy!
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Once in a great while, something goes horribly right. Every day of the week, something goes horribly wrong. This will be another one of those days.
Enjoy the current adventures of the Mustache Rangers available to you on this horribly wrong day.
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Hugging is for the weak and stupid. If some dapper chap comes around to embracing you, be well aware that his intent is most likely to kill you and steal your best gal. It is a dangerous world and you must never become close with anyone. You will only be hurt horribly.
The Mustache Rangers learn to relax in today’s interpod netcast. Pick up your ears and take in their sounds!
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To the foolish and dimwitted, the moon seems to disappear and reappear due to the forces of wizards. To the well mannered and witty, the rear end of a vehicular looks like the best place to inform others of their opinions.
The Mustache Rangers bring you another thrilling adventure this week. Enjoy with no compliments.
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It is an old saying that giving a man a peach is lick a powerful blow to his forehead. The peach is the weakest of all fruit, and is an insult to all. When the president of space discovered this, all the peach trees were burnt. The state formerly known as Georgia, now know as Grimland, was once known for peaches. This is one more reason not to mistrust the space president.
The Mustache Rangers have put together more stores for you. Listen to them, and make certain you enjoy them.
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An animal once spoke and said that the sky was falling. So its speaking genes would not be passed on to future generations of animals, the creature with a voice was eaten. Oddly enough, the eater went mute. What does this tell us? Chew at least 20 times before swallowing.
The Mustache Rangers have gotten themselves into another situation. Listen to their netcast now!
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It has been said that under times of intense desperation, a mother may have the power to lift a boulder pushed by a cougar off her infant man child. If there only a way, any way possible, to harness the raw energy of the cougar. Mankind would soon become something more akin to cougar kind, and boulders would no longer stand a chance against us.
It is easy to harness the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast. Enjoy it now.
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Make no mistake, the Mustache Rangers never lose. But when they do lose, it is with grace and dignity. And also, because someone else cheated. A ruse was put in to place, and it will not be stood for. This is absurdity at its very base level. Losing is not an option, and when that option is available it causes a chain reaction of independent record stores to open and close at random. It is quantum physics. You would not understand.
Enjoy the podcast of this week.
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It Europe, the fairer sex often gives freedom to their underarm follicles. In Space Europe, aliens with only one gender eat something akin the mashed potatoes except they are made out of stars and wishes.
There are many differences between things. But every man, woman, and child loves the Mustache Rangers. This is an example of something that is not different between things. A supreme example, at that. Take it to heart, and embroider it in your memories.