Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this week’s podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them read it back. That’d probably be fun for you, yeah?
We can’t blame you to listening to the Minneapolis St Paul Magazine best podcast of 2011. We would too, if we weren’t living it.
In this week’s podcast episode, the Mustache Rangers learn how rude it is to interrupt someone. And then some other stuff happens.
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Graphic novels are for everybody. Sure, that what the geek at the store keeps telling you, but that doesn’t make it less true.
The Mustache Rangers work on their very own graphic novel in this week’s comedy podcast adventure.
Podcast podcast blah blah blah ham. Listen. November 16th is Give to the Max day in Minnesota. It’s a day to donate to non-profits and to have your donations matched in different ways.
The Mustache Rangers will be raising money for HUGE Improv Theater, our home theater, on November 16th. If you would consider a donation, we would be forever grateful. And any donation made through http://bit.ly/givemustache counts towards are fundraising efforts.
The improv team that raises the most money will receive 6 plane tickets, to get out to different improv festivals across the country.
Only donations on the 16th count towards the goal. If you donate, make sure it is on November 16th.
So, if you have listened to the podcast or have seen our live show, please consider helping HUGE Improv Theater and helping us by donating at http://bit.ly/givemustache. Thank you! Now, enjoy the show!
(photo by Aaron Landry)
Toilet paper orientation is an issue created by stand-up comedians. They think that, when locked in a horizontal position, there is a best way for toilet paper to fall. The two options are over the top or down the back. We won’t even get into worm holes being used to solve this “problem.” It isn’t a problem. Who cares?
Do you know how many marriages ended in comedy related observations before stand-up comedians were invented? One percent. And after Einstein invented stand-up comedy? Two percent. That’s double what it used to be!
The proper reaction to someone talking about the correct orientation of toilet paper is to sock them in the teeth. You should be wearing chain mail gloves while doing this. No sense in cutting your knuckles up.
Here are other things that dumb dummies think are issues but are not:
Who regrets never having figured out the toilet paper orientation issue on their death bed? Nobody! Instead they’re all, like, “Oh, I’m so mortal. I wish I was a computer.” Chumps.
We know, we know! You love you Monday podcast updates. And we love you. But it isn’t going to happen this week. The immeasurably insignificant gravitational pull of aligning planets have caused our crab signs to fight some bulls. Or something. Anyways, there will be a new podcast up next week.
In the meantime, why not check out the new shows that will be going up at the NoisePicnic podcasting network this week? You don’t have to answer “why not.” That was more of just a thing to say. But you can answer it if you like. Why not?
David Malki, creator of Wondermark and co-editor of the Machine of Death, lends his vocal talents to this week’s Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. If you have been waiting for an episode filled with yelling, you can stop waiting. It is here to hear!
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A phrase or cliche has a life of its own. Once said, it will either sprout wings and play upon the gentle winds of humanity forever or it will fall to the ground and be crushed like the onion under a mountain.
For example. Do you think “looks like rain today” is a phrase that will live on eternally through the human culture or will it turn to dust the second it leaves your stupid mouth? C’mon! Think of something interesting to say for once, Larry!
The Mustache Rangers discuss cliches in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Share it with your social community, so they don’t think all you have to share are cat pictures.
Manuel Carbonell, the last of the Cuban Master Sculptors. He was a guy who looked at a piece of wood and said, “That ain’t no wood. I see an eagle or something crazy in there.” And then he used a tooth brush to carve out that crazy thing. Maybe not a toothbrush. Probably a chisel or something. I don’t know.
(photo by Joyce Lowry)
So, anyways, Manuel is still alive. But he’s very old. So hold on to those sculptures. Also, I asked him “don’t you hate Cuba” and he was “no, Cuba is awesome and sexy.” Whatever. I didn’t really care.
When asked what kind of board games Manuel liked, he said Monopoly. That was kind of weird for someone from a communist nation. He might have said CandyLand. Google Translate was kinda iffy on the whole thing. He said “dulces de la tierra.” Sounds like Monopoly, right?
Current sculptures by Manuel look like the ship from Flight of the Navigator, painted black, squished, and stretch. They also sound like Paul Rubens. You have to listen real close though.
So, to wrap up this entry, have you ever seen a bird and you didn’t know what it was? That’s the only time anyone ever uses a bird book. Well, a coaster too. To look up birds and act as a coaster.
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