Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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Sowing and sewing can be confusing to school children. This is odd, considering that they are doing both almost constantly. The only solution is flashcards. Remember to look up the definitions in the dictionary before you make the flashcards for them, so that you are not passing on incorrect information.
The Mustache Rangers have another podcast adventure this week. Try your hardest to enjoy it.
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It is difficult to judge anything or anyone without being hypocritical. It is best to say “now I know I’m no saint” before passing judgment, before people can accuse you of not being a saint. You are taking away their power.
The Mustache Rangers cover many topics in this week’s podcast. Enjoy it with our full compliments.
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There is a secret to being quiet. It’s called shutting your yapper. Also, you might want to turn off Twitter.
This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers gives you no tips on anything. Enjoy that.
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It is spring time in space, and that means allergy time. Not many people know the nebula are actually black hole sneezes. Space pollen is a hell of a thing.
The Mustache Rangers smile in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it and share it with friends.
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Training is important. But more important than training is instinct. In your next job interview, inform the interviewer that you, the interviewee, have the instinct needed for the job. If they start to question your statement, either run away or fight them. You will not get the job if you run away.
This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contains audio. Listen and enjoy.
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Who decides if something is a metaphor? English teachers. If it were not for them, you wouldn’t need to know how to pretend to see something in nothing.
Does this week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contain a metaphor? You had better ask Mr. Philips. You know, your high school English teacher. Enjoy!
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After 100 perfect and unarguably consistent episodes, it is time for the Mustache Rangers to let loose and party! Join them for this week’s 101st perfect podcast. And do not forget the items you need to make a party grand. Like frilly toothpicks and conversation.
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It is finally here! Over two years of podcast production have brought us to episode 100 of the Mustache Rangers.
This is a special double length episode that was recorded live at the Mix Tape Comedy show held at the ComedySportz theater in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Be prepared, because you will not be laughing alone. It will be like you’re in the audience of laughers! Except you are blind. And you can’t smell the fellow next to you. Also, you didn’t pay to get in. And you’re probably naked.
Thank you for your support of the Mustache Rangers. Please spread the podcasts around and let us look forward to the next 100 podcasts.
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Many things are in the eye of the beholder. Like that eyelash that is turning the eye slowly red and swollen. And that guy has the nerve to comment critically about your hair cut? Maybe he should get that stupid eyelash out of his eye. What a big jerk.
The Mustache Rangers take on the critics this week with their ever present podcast. Enjoy it multiple times.
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The general population tends to forget that humans are animals. The general population also tends to complain about climbing stairs. It is with these two facts that we assume the general population is dim. We are sorry, but it is proven.
The Mustache Rangers see life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by yourself.
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Pugilism is a hobby you must consider the hidden costs of before partaking in. For example, those bandages are not free gifts. And water sponges to not buy themselves. You have been warned.
The Mustache Rangers present another podcast to you this week. It has been brought on to you.
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To make an omelet, you have to break some eggs. This phrase only helps those who are concerned with the maintenance of shells. At least, that is the only conclusion we can come up with. Why else would someone be concerned about the breaking of eggs? Aside from chickens, but they aren’t eating any omelets anyways.
That being said, there is a new egg related Mustache Rangers podcast this week. Enjoy it with or without eggs.
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The Mustache Rangers are fast approaching their 100th podcast episode, which will be recorded in front of a live audience this Friday. If you would like to connect rings of colored construction paper together to count down that days until episode 100, that would be an okay way to celebrate.
Other ways you can celebrate are by listening to this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy!
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The Mustache Rangers will be recording episode 100 of their podcast in front of a live audience! This very special event will take place on February 27th, 2009 at the Mix Tape Comedy show being held at the Minneapolis ComedySportz! You should absolutely come down and be part of the experience!
What: Mix Tape Comedy
Where: Comedy Sportz Theater
When: February 20th and 27th, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Price: $10
The Mustache Rangers will also performing live on February 20th at Mix Tape Comedy. You should come to that performance as well. It’ll be special in its own way, because you will be there. Right?
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Enjoy this week’s new Mustache Rangers episode about freshness, and stay tuned for new on the Mustache Rangers performing live this week.