Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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As you know by now, the Mustache Rangers stopped by the CONvergence Sci-Fi and Fantasy convention to bring stories of their conquests to the little people. In this week’s podcast episode, they take questions directly from the audience. Will these questions make for interesting listening? Only listening will tell!
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The easiest way is rarely the most fulfilling way to do something. But it is the easiest way to do things. The eternal struggle between laziness and enjoyment is eternal for a reason. Because people are too lazy to solve the issue.
The Mustache Rangers deal with problems in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it, if you are not too lazy.
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The on line can be a place of confusion. Anyone can say anything, if they have purchased a government licensed SAnything Pass. And, really, who has the money to pay to say anything? The SSomething Intelligent Pass is much cheaper, but also labels you as a smarty pants. No one will date the SSomething’ers.
This podcast deals with the issue of the on line reviews. Enjoy it on or off, but be careful what you say about it on the on line afterwards. They are watching and counting you.
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The Mustache Rangers performed live for the riveted crowd at this year’s CONvergence. And now, you can be riveted too. Enjoy the longest Mustache Rangers podcast yet.
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Is there anything more annoying than having to go over the same ground you have already gone over? Yes, there is. But back tracking is definitely pretty annoying. Just because it isn’t the most annoying thing ever doesn’t mean it is a delight to you and others. So go ahead. Complain about it as much as you like. Unless someone is complaining about something more annoying.
The Mustache Rangers deal with annoying things in this week’s podcast episode. Listen to it well.
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When you are asked to view a police line up, always make to finger the wrong perp. If the person who wronged you is sent to prison, there is no way to leave flaming bags on their doorsteps or send them mysterious letters with pictures of their house inside. Jail is no fun for anybody.
The Mustache Rangers argue about a plan on the podcast the week. Enjoy it as you would any other argument.
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If something makes you hungrier than the pursuit of justice, then you need to check the order of your “pursuit list.” If you have it in some sort of computerized spreadsheet, it should be fairly easy to edit.
The Mustache Rangers deal with the ordeal that is shaving in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy and learn, at the same time, please.
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Time is a big bully who steals everything. There isn’t one thing you can name that he or she will not take for itself. After you make peace with that, he or she is really cool to hang out with and can tell you some wild stories.
The Mustache Rangers have not made peace with time in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy that you are better than them.
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There are a lot of smells in the world. And if you combine two smells, you get a new smell. So it would be very practical of you to say there are an infinite number of smells in the world. Because who wants to count that high?
The Mustache Rangers deal with a few smells in this week’s podcast adventure. Enjoy it with your loved ones. And if you love only yourself, you’re still good to go.
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The Mustache Rangers are joined by another special guest this week. Who may that guest be? Or is it “whom?” Whatever the word, the guest doesn’t change.
Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame, joins the Mustache Rangers on another absurd and introspective podcast. You can find Kevin Murphy’s most recent work at the fantastic RiffTrax.com.
So enjoy the Mustache Rangers, and enjoy Kevin Murphy, and then enjoy RiffTrax.com. It’s the only decent thing for you to do.
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It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with this non-burper, and call them out loudly if you suspect one of their words is fulled by a burp. That will show them the proper amount of shame.
The Mustache Rangers deal with issues in this week’s podcast episode. Listen to their issues, to delay your own.
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The spine is a mystery. It isn’t, really. But it can certainly be a sticky wicket at times. It is inside the body, which is the first problem. Fixing the spine isn’t like getting an eyelash out of your eye. There are few advantages to having an exoskeleton, but easy spine fixing seems like one of them. Easy spine chewability seems to cancel out that advantage.
The Mustache Rangers deal with the human spine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it at your own risk. Risk of enjoyment.
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It’s that time of the week again. Time for another guest on the Mustache Rangers podcast. This week, solo musician and member of the The Glad Version, Adam Svec lends his leading vocals to the Mustache Rangers. What will our boys do with his golden cords? You’ll have to listen and find out.
And make sure to check out videos of Adam’s work here and here. That is an order! Of sorts.
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Many people look back on their childhood with tinted memories. The truth is, you were probably a really stupid child. Most people are, except for the freakishly smart ones. And they have to deal with the fact that they were always being judged by you, the stupid children. To sum things up, childhood is a hell on earth and you should take every opportunity to take a child’s money because they will only spend it on something stupid.
The Mustache Rangers debate a childhood topic in this week’s podcast it. Enjoy it and try not to remember your own childhood. It’s for the best.
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It is a special day for the Mustache Rangers podcast, because we have the first of many special guests contributing their golden vocal chords for our use. And we are not stealing their vocal chords like in the Little Mermaid. We do not have the technology. Yet.
The first very special guest is Cayenne Chris Conroy of the Teknikal Diffikulties podcast. After you have given this week’s Mustache Rangers episode a listen, make sure to visit Teknikal Diffikulties and enjoy over 50 hours of audiosketch comedy.