Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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We know what you’re thinking. Where have you been, Mustache Rangers? But you thought it with a real twinge of attitude, so we won’t answer you. Next time, when you think of something you might possibly ask, you had better check yourself before you Rex Urselph. Don’t know how that phrase became so popular. Anyway.
Imagination, or the lack of imagination, is the target of this podcast episode. Empty your mind as you listen in.
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Scents and tastes can strongly evoke memories and emotions. But can a taste take a memory away?
Probably not. But that won’t stop the Mustache Rangers from going on and on about it in this podcast episode. Honestly, can’t they shut up for, like, 2 minutes? Some of us are trying to sleep.
We know! You hate this podcast drought! But things have been busy are Mustache Rangers Central Command. There is a lot of theater going on. We think it is some kind of virus. A thespian virus. Don’t let any actors bite you.
Until a new show goes up, you can listen to Aric talk about how the Mustache Rangers podcast is made on the Seekrit Projekt podcast.
No, spell check. That’s how it’s spelled. Leave me alone.
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Facebook is a giant waste of time, second only to listening to people tell stories you’ve already heard. If there were a way to monetize that, we’d be billionaires by now. But you can’t sell ad space in old stories.
The Mustache Rangers tell old stories in this podcast episode. Enjoy it in your own time and in your own way.
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It may comes as quite a shock to you that advertisers bend the truth to get their products sold. Or, it may come as no shock at all. We can’t assume to know your educational background. Do you know what badminton is? Badminton looks like fun, but it is terrible. That’s what advertising does to you.
The Mustache Rangers discuss the perils of adverting in this comedy podcast of theirs. Eat it up with your ears. And enjoy a special guest message from Succotash, the Comedy Podcast Podcast.
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It’s easy to be squeamish. After all, who knows what the cat dropped into your shoe last night? The Mustache Rangers explore the feeling of squeamishness in this podcast.
Have you checked your shoes yet? You should. And cedar shoe trees would really clear this whole situation up.
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Monica Hamburg of the S&M Rants Podcast joins the Mustache Rangers in this podcast where the freedom of the human form is discovered and uncovered. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of giggling. I mean, all that flesh can be awfully funny. So many lumps of different shapes and sizes. Enjoy.
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Black tie events are fun, probably. We’ve never been to one. There are probably a lot of hi-jinks there, mostly involving punch bowls and swimming pools with retractable covers.
This podcast features assumptions about black tie events, mostly based on movies. Mostly based on Kubrick movies. Mainly, the Shining.
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Creating jobs isn’t easy, as this week’s podcast will attest. Sure, you could simply copy the jobs that are already there, but that is boring. If you’re doing it right, you need to think of a job that has never existed before. Like bread wearer or box car kisser. We’re just spit-balling here. Although, those would be amazing jobs.
The Mustache Rangers talk jobs in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it in complete silence.
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You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO!
Enjoy this week’s comedy podcast adventure thing.
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We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned that by now. Anyway, how are you? It’s been a while. We took up a hobby.
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Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons.
The Mustache Rangers deals with snaps and claps in this week’s episode. Store it in your brain.
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There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today’s podcast is about the other thing. You know what we’re talking about. There’s something about Brett Favre.
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Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can’t hold their weight. Oh humans. Just jump!
The Mustache Rangers assume many things in this week’s podcast adventure. We assume.
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The Mustache Rangers are back, and they’re joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Good.
In fact, if you need MORE Mustache Rangers this week, you can hear a special Mustache Rangers episode of the Sex is Fun podcast right here!.
The Sex is Fun podcast is dedicated to the rational discussion of human sexuality from the approach of fun, enjoyment and pleasure. We recommend rationality. It’s pretty great.
Enough jabber. Listen in!