You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO!
Enjoy this week’s comedy podcast adventure thing.
David Malki, creator of Wondermark and co-editor of the Machine of Death, lends his vocal talents to this week’s Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. If you have been waiting for an episode filled with yelling, you can stop waiting. It is here to hear!
Water sound effects provided by Benboncan from FreeSound.org.
A phrase or cliche has a life of its own. Once said, it will either sprout wings and play upon the gentle winds of humanity forever or it will fall to the ground and be crushed like the onion under a mountain.
For example. Do you think “looks like rain today” is a phrase that will live on eternally through the human culture or will it turn to dust the second it leaves your stupid mouth? C’mon! Think of something interesting to say for once, Larry!
The Mustache Rangers discuss cliches in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Share it with your social community, so they don’t think all you have to share are cat pictures.
Manuel Carbonell, the last of the Cuban Master Sculptors. He was a guy who looked at a piece of wood and said, “That ain’t no wood. I see an eagle or something crazy in there.” And then he used a tooth brush to carve out that crazy thing. Maybe not a toothbrush. Probably a chisel or something. I don’t know.
(photo by Joyce Lowry)
So, anyways, Manuel is still alive. But he’s very old. So hold on to those sculptures. Also, I asked him “don’t you hate Cuba” and he was “no, Cuba is awesome and sexy.” Whatever. I didn’t really care.
When asked what kind of board games Manuel liked, he said Monopoly. That was kind of weird for someone from a communist nation. He might have said CandyLand. Google Translate was kinda iffy on the whole thing. He said “dulces de la tierra.” Sounds like Monopoly, right?
Current sculptures by Manuel look like the ship from Flight of the Navigator, painted black, squished, and stretch. They also sound like Paul Rubens. You have to listen real close though.
So, to wrap up this entry, have you ever seen a bird and you didn’t know what it was? That’s the only time anyone ever uses a bird book. Well, a coaster too. To look up birds and act as a coaster.
The Apple Sisters join the Mustache Rangers on today’s very special podcast episode. What happens while guys who speak in an olde tyme way meet up with gals who speak in an olde tyme way? There’s only one way to find out! That’s by using your head holes and listening up.
And make sure to listen to the Apple Sisters on their own podcast at Earwolf.com. Seriously, we shouldn’t even have to tell you that. You should already be doing it.
Accepting the quirks in people you spend a lot of time with is a must. Unless you are a prison guard. In which case, guard those prisoners! Quit chatting it up with them! They’re trying to get inside your head!
The Mustache Rangers discuss their quirks in this week’s podcast episode.
Gift giving and receiving. What a mess, right? Well, the Mustache Rangers may have just found the solution to gift giving in this week’s comedy-podcast-adventure-asode.
Accolades and recognizing the importance of your employees are the convoluted topics of the day on this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Get your best gal, go out, have a nice dinner, driver her home, then drive yourself home, then listen to the podcast.
Get rich quick schemes are only good if the schemes are quick. If they are not, then you have yourself a get rich scheme. And if you don’t have the scheme figured out, then you simply get rich. The lesson here is, drop the schemes.
The Mustache Rangers scheme their little hearts and veins out in this week’s comedy podcast adventure.
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