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Imagine the Mustache Rangers are using their socks as puppets while recording this week’s podcast episode, because that is how it happened. It is not an excuse, because there is nothing needing an excuse. It’s just a little treat for your brain. Enjoy.
I think Phooneybaum needs to get to a lumberjack-breakfast planet as quickly as possible! Flapjacks in the shape of axes, with freshly tapped maple syrup, served by large burly mustachioed men in flannel. Surely at least one of those things would invoke some passion.
There are no lumberjack-breakfast planets. Only lumberjack planets, and breakfast planets. Of course, the solution is to smash the planets together. This is being worked on.
Good. It’s worth sacrificing a billion innocent lives on those planets if it will get us a lumberjack breakfast, because I’m really starting to like the idea.