Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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Who doesn’t hate children? Even children hate children. Speaking of children, the Mustache Rangers get a call from Jack Harty of the famous Harty Boys in this week’s podcast. You may have heard about their success with the case of the limping platypus. You may not have too. You should have though. The Harty Boys are very noisy children.
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Sometimes, after a few cold ones, you might get to thinking that a stylish goatee would really compliment your mustache. That’s when you need to call the Mustache Rangers hotline at 612-234-3456 so we can get you some help, because that is crazy thinking.
There is a new podcast this week. Dial it up on your computer phone.
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It may surprise you that there are 150 episodes of the Mustache Rangers podcast available for your listening pleasure. It may also surprise you that air is necessary for your survival. If both of these things surprise you, someone can probably claim you as a dependent on their tax forms.
The Mustache Rangers celebrate their 150th episode today with their 150th episode. It’s like a hand drawing the hand that is drawing it. Enjoy!
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The Mustache Rangers apologize for the lack of an episode last week. It’s easy to blame Computer, but it was totally the fault of Computer. We were all, like, “Record audio,” and Computer was all “Nawwww.”
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Just another podcast episode where the guys are floating around in their spaceshi….holy crap! They aren’t on the spaceship today? Well butter my bottom and call me Jessica Tandy’s friend Margret.
Enjoy this week’s podcast. We can’t make you. It is only a suggestion.
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Sometime the best thing you can do with your problems is to run away from them. Do you believe that? You shouldn’t. You need to break the legs of your problems first, and then run away from them. Really? Modern science, people! You need to break the legs of your problems, destroy all of medical science, and then run away. Can you taste the freedom yet?
The Mustache Rangers have a podcast here for you to listen to. Listen to it.
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Does anyone else skip 45 seconds into the Mustache Rangers podcast whenever they listen to it? Because we certainly do.
The Mustache Rangers argue a bit in this week’s podcast episode. That is certainly a shock to you, is it not? Enjoy!
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The Mustache Rangers know you better than you know yourself. For example, you hate sweet pickles and black licorice. And if you do say you like those things, you are not only fooling yourself but those around you as well. For shame.
The Mustache Rangers say a few things in this week’s podcast episode. Drink it in.
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It’s another adventure. What do you want from us?
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The open road calls to many a young fool. The old fools do not exist because they exist as young dead fools rolled into a ditch by some murderous stranger. Stay in your basements, friends. It is the safest. Except for all the things in your basement that could kill you.
The Mustache Rangers imagine life on the open road in this podcast episode. Enjoy it as a podcast.
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Some people think the future will be free of paper. The truth is, there will be more paper than you can image.
For example, try imagining some paper. Are you doing it? Okay, it’s more than that. I know, right?
The Mustache Rangers deal with a zine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it in your sleep.
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Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers podcast is…hey! What’s that?
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Monies make the world and universe a very complex place to live. If atoms didn’t make up money, they would have no idea what to make of money. I think that was perfectly clear. Don’t ask any questions about that sentence please.
The Mustache Rangers have money issues in this week’s podcast adventure. Consume it whole.
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All problems can be solved by talking about them. The winner talks the loudest and occasionally waves their hands. Use this trick in your next job negotiation. You will be respected.
The Mustache Rangers try and solve problems in this podcast episode. See if they succeed!
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They say youth is wasted on the young, but oldness is wasted on the old. An excuse not to remember people’s names would come in very handy.
The Mustache Rangers for a direction for their life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by listening to it.