When we last left our heroic Mustache Rangers, they had just landed on the planet of Bluton. What historical and/or hideous aliens will the Rangers find on the famous red planet of Bluton? Hold on one second. Wouldn’t the Mustache Rangers be the aliens on a strange new planet? The answer is no. The Mustache Rangers own all planets. Never forget.
Etsy: Episode 238
You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO!
Enjoy this week’s comedy podcast adventure thing.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 6
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 5
Birthdays occur, even in space. You can not hide from them. They will always find you. There is nothing to do but give up and try to enjoy them. Unless you are a Mustache Ranger, as they can never give up. Under penalty of death. Although that would put an end to birthdays. This is a sticky situation, is it not?
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 4
The Great Mustache demands very little. When it does demand, it is very specific. We invite you to enjoy a true rarity. A simple glimpse of the Mustache Rangers Code of Conduct. Will you prove yourself worthy of service in the Mustache Rangers or will go run screaming in the opposite direction. Hide in your hooch hole, coward! You are no proper Ranger!
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 3
Stranded! Alone on an unfamiliar planet, the Mustache Rangers must search the barren wasteland for rocket fuel, food, and anything worth claiming for America! Chin up, Rangers. Nothing is hopeless except for those freeloading hobos. America is about hard work, gentlemen, not free rides on the freedom rails!
The Mustache Rangers Appreciate: Episode 2
Everybody needs love and admiration, even the mustachioed men of the Mustache Rangers. Their skin may be is thick as knives that are thick, but their insides are made up of Horsehoof brand Gelatin Dessert like everybody else. Will hugging be the order of business for the Mustache Rangers today? You must tune in to find out!
The Mustache Rangers Get a Message: Episode 1
Things are stirred up when the Mustache Rangers receive a message from Mustache Rangers Central Command! It looks as if they are being sent directly into a sun! Will the Mustache Ranger’s first podcast be their last? There is only one way to find out! Pick up your ears and listen!
You can also find re-edited and cleaned versions of earlier Mustache Rangers episodes at NoisePicnic.
The Mustache Rangers Podcast Preview
With a new year brings many new things. But usually it doesn’t. Regardless, Mustache Rangers Central Command has prepared this podcast preview of the upcoming Mustache Rangers adventures. Enjoy with our blessings. Do not enjoy with not our blessings.
The Mustache Rangers are coming!
Good cheer to you and yours. The adventures of the Mustache Rangers are coming to a podcast delivery system near you the second Monday in January. Cheers, handshakes, and hearty back slaps are to be had and enjoyed by all!
Until then, there is much you can do! Join the cadets, submit your fan art, or become a friend of the Rangers on MySpace.
Keep fighting the good fight, future cadets! The Mustache Rangers are coming!
