The Mustache Rangers: Episode 25

It has been said that under times of intense desperation, a mother may have the power to lift a boulder pushed by a cougar off her infant man child. If there only a way, any way possible, to harness the raw energy of the cougar. Mankind would soon become something more akin to cougar kind, and boulders would no longer stand a chance against us.

It is easy to harness the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast. Enjoy it now.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 24

Make no mistake, the Mustache Rangers never lose. But when they do lose, it is with grace and dignity. And also, because someone else cheated. A ruse was put in to place, and it will not be stood for. This is absurdity at its very base level. Losing is not an option, and when that option is available it causes a chain reaction of independent record stores to open and close at random. It is quantum physics. You would not understand.

Enjoy the podcast of this week.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 23

It Europe, the fairer sex often gives freedom to their underarm follicles. In Space Europe, aliens with only one gender eat something akin the mashed potatoes except they are made out of stars and wishes.

There are many differences between things. But every man, woman, and child loves the Mustache Rangers. This is an example of something that is not different between things. A supreme example, at that. Take it to heart, and embroider it in your memories.

The Festival of Improv begins this night

The Mustache Rangers will be appearing at this year’s Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during the entire festival, so you should purchase your tickets now to make certain a space is saved for you.

The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7:00pm. Do not limit your enjoyment to just their exploits. There will be much more improv to see!

Get your over sized behind in motion! The Twin Cities Improv Festival is here!

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 22

The worm has turned, but it still does not know which way is up. That is Ranger code for, “Go to bed and do not allow the bugs of your bed consume you.”

There is another saying that is code, but it was spoken by a porcupine and heard only by the trees. Space trees.

Enjoy this week’s interpod netcast.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 21

Every period in history is the most mucked up period in history to those who are living it. The only solution is to remove yourself from history all together. This is easier said than done, which is true of everything for everyone except those who are mute.

We do not know why you continue to read, when there are exciting adventures to listen to. You are a fool. Your parents have been informed.

Make Your Travel Plans Now

In a rare Earth appearance, the Mustache Rangers will be performing tales of their exploits at the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during the entire festival, so you should purchase your tickets now to make certain a space is saved for you.

The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7:00pm. Do not limit your enjoyment to just their exploits. There will be plenty of lovable characters to enjoy.

So make your travel plans now! The Twin Cities Improv Festival is coming quickly!

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 20

Many things have reached the number twenty. The number of teeth you may have. The eyes waiting for you in a growth laboratory. Many a thing.

Mind you, none of your things are as important as the great Mustache Rangers and their cause. Remember that twenty times over and we shall be square.