The Mustache Rangers Podcast

Statistically speaking, these are the things Mustache Rangers Central Command knows you are not doing.

• Telling all of your friends and family to listen to the continuing adventures of the Mustache Rangers.
• Joining the Mustache Rangers Cadets.
• Creating amazing pictorial representations of the Mustache Rangers.
• Mixing the Mustache Rangers theme song with some obese beats.

Now we fully understand that some true Ranger fans are doing these things. But for the sake of argument, nobody is doing these things. Even the people who are. We will take you to space court if you claim otherwise.

We request that you do all of these things. Or failing that, doing the entirety of everything. Is that so much to ask? Then the Great Mustache commands it. The Great Mustache never asks. And all of his words appear in red.

Mustache Rangers Central Command does not understand what this is, but we approve.

The Mustache Rangers have been traveling around space for a very long time. Musical styles have changed and updated, as they shouldn’t but do. The Mustache Rangers are proud to be coming out of the past closet of the past and moving into the sitting room of the future ages.

Mustache Rangers Central Command is hereby announcing a contest to rearrangemix the Mustache Rangers theme song. The most talented updates to the Mustache Rangers theme will be played during the beginning of the Mustache Rangers interpod netcasts. Credit will be given to the mighty music modulator and their endeavors.

The Mustache Rangers theme is Smiles and Chuckles(right-click and “Save As..” to download) by the Six Brown Brothers. Thanks be to Folded Space for providing the MP3 version of the music.

What are you waiting for? The future is now, as we’ve heard. Send your winningest entry to mustacherangers@gmail.com for harsh judgment.