The Mustache Rangers Podcast

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Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the government’s many regulation entertainment programs. For instance, there is the House of Apples located in every town where you can practice eating apples. Since apples do not exist, you will be using faux horse chestnuts. Faux because horse chestnuts no longer exist. Or you can mosey on down to the Twirl Your Arms Around center, where an instructor will indicate when you should twirl your arms around. These are all fine alternatives to thinking.

We think that you should listen to the Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast today.

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It is the charge of every Earth-liver to consume. Food, plastics, and oxygen are ripe for the literal and non-literal digestion. Shoes, however, are a different sort of beast. Neither plastic nor oxygen, they sit and wait in a bin of blank description. The greatest scientist in the time of our great-great-grandchildren may finally discover an adequate category for the shoe, but we will not be alive to see it. But you may fall asleep, knowing that our future is safe.

The Mustache Rangers have put together another interpod netcast for your listening enjoyment. So pleasure your ears with their sweet sounds. But pleasure only within the legal limit, please.

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It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad also had a short attention span. Sadly, they are unable to even terminate themselves. It is was a terrible program, and we are sorry for having wasted your monies on it.

Today, the Mustache Rangers make you happy. So you had best listen closely to their message of pieces.

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Another Monday has arrived. Do not expect a fanfare for a Monday. It is comparable to another Meredith or Beatrice arriving at your party. The come along with regularity, and generally bring stories of shopping at craft stores. Yes, a Monday is not a special thing in the least.

Enjoy today’s interpod netcast of the Mustache Rangers. It will in enjoy you, that is guaranteed.

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The Mustache Rangers have reached the arbitrary 50 episode mark! What better way to celebrate than with your families? You should head home right now and take care of the celebration. This is a mandatory celebration. All persons of non-celebration will be stripped of their VIP status, and downgraded to IP. And then P. And then P, but in a lower case. You have been warned.