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Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the government’s many regulation entertainment programs. For instance, there is the House of Apples located in every town where you can practice eating apples. Since apples do not exist, you will be using faux horse chestnuts. Faux because horse chestnuts no longer exist. Or you can mosey on down to the Twirl Your Arms Around center, where an instructor will indicate when you should twirl your arms around. These are all fine alternatives to thinking.
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I have detected no more or less than two typographical errors in the text you have published.
‘When you think you might be having a through’ should be ‘When you think you might be having a thought’.
‘Faux because horse chestnuts not longer exist.’ should be ‘Faux because horse chestnuts no longer exist.’
You were clearly not thinking when you wrote that text. It is good to see you practicing the very things that you are preaching.
Dear BiggerJ,
Thank you for your observations. We were unaware that people were still in the practice of reading things. We have made your corrections and forwarded your information to the thought police.
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