- Too many people own audio communication devices. There are some people that nobody wants to talk to.
- The word “tuber” has always rubbed me the wrong way. “Ostrich vegetable” is much better.
- Men should be allowed to wear pantyhose without being given nicknames related to wearing pantyhose.
- A lake is an ocean without ambition.
- When will toothpaste be made to squeeze itself onto my brushing device?
- Working on the height that I can jump to. Hoops that receive balls had best watch out!
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