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  • Woke up today to find my socks wet with a green substance. The Commander Major’s snickering is what had awoken me. I have little to no doubts that he is to blame for my sock moistness.
  • Mustache Rangers Central Command has been piping sad songs into our ship for the last 43 hours. Was doing fine until the Commander Major ate my earplugs in a rage. I am now properly sad.
  • Is it weird that I enjoy sitting on a slightly warm toilet seat, given the knowledge that it was just used by somebody else?
  • My hat has now been missing for 490 years.

    • Tell Your Earth Friends

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    Have you informed all of your Earth friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers? No? You’ll never make Cadet with that attitude!

    Mustache Rangers Central Command commands you to tell at least five of your “friends” about the Mustache Rangers today. While “friends” may be in quotation marks, do not be confused. Imaginary friends do not count as “friends.”

    Co-pod-workers can be “friends.” Family units can be “friends.” Animals can NOT be “friends.”

    It has been decreed! Spread the word and drink your Doc Johnson’s Olde Thyme Elixir!

    The Mustache Rangers are coming!

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    Good cheer to you and yours. The adventures of the Mustache Rangers are coming to a podcast delivery system near you the second Monday in January. Cheers, handshakes, and hearty back slaps are to be had and enjoyed by all!

    Until then, there is much you can do! Join the cadets, submit your fan art, or become a friend of the Rangers on MySpace.

    Keep fighting the good fight, future cadets! The Mustache Rangers are coming!