Mustache Rangers Central Command does not understand what this is, but we approve.
The Mustache Rangers Theme Contest
The Mustache Rangers have been traveling around space for a very long time. Musical styles have changed and updated, as they shouldn’t but do. The Mustache Rangers are proud to be coming out of the past closet of the past and moving into the sitting room of the future ages.
Mustache Rangers Central Command is hereby announcing a contest to rearrangemix the Mustache Rangers theme song. The most talented updates to the Mustache Rangers theme will be played during the beginning of the Mustache Rangers interpod netcasts. Credit will be given to the mighty music modulator and their endeavors.
The Mustache Rangers theme is Smiles and Chuckles(right-click and “Save As..” to download) by the Six Brown Brothers. Thanks be to Folded Space for providing the MP3 version of the music.
What are you waiting for? The future is now, as we’ve heard. Send your winningest entry to mustacherangers@gmail.com for harsh judgment.
Phooneybaum Phoughts: Space Date 24.24.24.24
- Too many people own audio communication devices. There are some people that nobody wants to talk to.
- The word “tuber” has always rubbed me the wrong way. “Ostrich vegetable” is much better.
- Men should be allowed to wear pantyhose without being given nicknames related to wearing pantyhose.
- A lake is an ocean without ambition.
- When will toothpaste be made to squeeze itself onto my brushing device?
- Working on the height that I can jump to. Hoops that receive balls had best watch out!
Season 2 Begins September 10th
Dearest citizens of a oxygen based environment. It is in your best interest to understand that the Mustache Rangers will return with further exciting adventures on the 10th of September. Until then, you can tell all of your carbon based friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers, or revisit your favorite audio recordings from the past. It is as if you had control of an entertainment time machine!
The Festival of Improv begins this night
The Mustache Rangers will be appearing at this year’s Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during the entire festival, so you should purchase your tickets now to make certain a space is saved for you.
The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7:00pm. Do not limit your enjoyment to just their exploits. There will be much more improv to see!
Get your over sized behind in motion! The Twin Cities Improv Festival is here!