The Mustache Rangers Podcast

Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 78

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There is little in life more important than a favorite outfit. Scraps of colored cloth can make you feel invincible against the daily tragedy that is life. That statement also leaves out the immeasurable feeling brought upon by a perfect fit. Like everything in the known universe, it all boils down to hugging.

The Mustache Rangers deal with clothing, exciting clothing, in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it with clothes.

The Mustache Rangers in person this weekend

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Gasoline can be expensive, and going to grand mama’s house can cost a pretty penny. Now imagine that Earth is grand mama’s house and you are light years away. That is one pricey trip.

But the Mustache Rangers make this trip gladly and with little to much bickering. The Mustache Rangers will be performing live on a well lit stage this weekend for your enjoyment! Find the details below.

What: Improv a Go-Go
Where: Brave New Workshop
When: September 7, 2008 at 8pm
Price: $1

Did you find the details? Now they are above. Boy, you really are a mess. You should come see some live comedy this weekend. That will straighten you right out. See details above above.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 77

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Sometimes the simplest answer is not always the best. For example, if a friend of yours owns something that you would like and you think they don’t deserve, don’t blow it up. That would be the easy thing to do. The proper solution, in this circumstance, is theft. It is not the first place your mind would jump. High explosives are always there to get the job done. But a little bit of time spent on stealing can really increase the amount of things you have.

The Mustache Rangers don’t deal with stealing in this week’s episode. Enjoy it for now!

Featured Fan Art by John Wallace

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Muststache Ragners Fan Art by John WallaceCitizen, and relative unknown, John Wallace has taken time out of designing magazine ads for ladies undergarment undergarments (“Two layers, because one is breachable!”) to favor us with his rendition of the Mustache Rangers.

What Citizen Wallace has done here is really quite brilliant. As you can plainly see, Commander Major and First Lieutenant are represented by eggs. Not literal eggs, of course. The drawing seems to be done by simple graphite rubbings, not smeared ovum and membranes. But the Mustache Rangers seem to be represented in egg form, with oval bodies and heads.

Jallace (J minus Ohn plus Wallace minus W) is giving us art and also instructions on creating delicious hors d’Å“uvres. All you need is eggs, toothpicks, and dried parsley. Lots and lots of dried parsley! Your guests (if you have no friends) will be delighted with your creative and tasty treats! And you, in turn, can thank Jallace.

Thank you, Citizen Jallace, for your support.

Fan art will be accepted from all in the mustacherangers@gmail.com electric message depository.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 76

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The market can be a very confusing place. People are yelling. Monies are exchanging hands. Sometimes there are open mouth kisses. It is a sea limbs, one can get lost. It is good to be tethered and blindfolded when going into a market. In fact, this is a good idea for any situation.

The Mustache Rangers have another brand new adventure today. But, really, what is new anymore? Regardless, you’ll probably enjoy it. Enjoy!