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People would like to tell you that soap can refresh you, but they are wrong. Do not pay them any attention. You should be washing yourselves in sugary drinks. Your skin will thank you.

This week, the Mustache Rangers instruct you on the art of refreshment. Listen to the podcast with both ears at the same time.

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The American has always loved sports, be it shooting Redcoats or hoops. And what happens when the American runs out of sports? The crafty American makes new sports. Arena football is truly American as apple pie, which actually is not American in the least. What we are trying to say is, there are a lot of sports going on all the time.

This week, the Mustache Rangers explore the topic of sports in their podcast. Don’t fumble this episode, or else people on internet will make fun of you and your butter fingers.

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Space can get lonely, even if you have a traveling companion floating along next to you. Don’t be afraid to discuss your loneliness with companion, as a long and boring discussion about your needs will surely shoo away any loneliness you might be feeling. In fact, after your companion’s short and spurned responses, you may even desire loneliness.

The Mustache Rangers discuss containers in this week’s podcast event. Enjoy it without socks shoved in your ears.

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It is not uncommon for someone to grow bored with their surroundings. If they are not terribly meek, then they may explore things beyond their comfort zone. And this is how people came to eat tabouli.

The Mustache Rangers get a bit outside of their comfort zone in this week’s podcast adventure. Listen to it with all your might.

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It is a long held belief that model rockets are cool. The fact is, they are not cool in the slightest. No matter how “rad” or “sweet” the decals stuck on the rocket are. The rocket will, in the very best situation, go up and then go down. So unless you’re building a rocket that does away with the “then go down” part, find yourself a new hobby. Button collecting is always popular.

The Mustache Rangers deal with buttons in this podcast episode. Take it into your brain.