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While not necessarily inevitable, the Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt is as much a reality as diapers that can be pulled upwards are.

Doc Johnson was feeling generous, for once, and is allowing his t-shirt to be PRE-ORDERED at a discount. Be aware that the t-shirt has unsubstantiated healing abilities, just like Doc Johnson’s famous elixir. If it’s unsubstantiated, you know that it’s good.

The online internet order form for chest warming cloth shirts can be found RIGHT HERE.

You seem to be on the fence about this fantastic Mustache Rangers approved product. What would you say if I told you that fence you were sitting on is Mustache Rangers approved. Has your world been turned on its end?

Along with a celebration of t-shirts, the Mustache Rangers have recorded a special public service announcement about social security. If you were worried about social security before, you were not worried nearly enough. Enjoy!

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In these modern times, where the power of steam can be used to power your page turning machine, some people still believe in the power of people. This belief is misplaced. Machines powered by water vapor will rule us all, and it is only a matter of time before you brain is turned into steam for the use of telephone dialing.

The Mustache Rangers explore the old ways today. Be prepared for mind use.

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Music is an enormous part of life. Unless you a deaf. And even then, you can hold a balloon with the bass turned up really loudly. So if music is such a big part of life, it must be a big part of not life too. River and tornadoes and frogs must all love music like the living do.

The Mustache Rangers catch some shut eye today. Listen to the excitement now!

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It has come to our attention that space is mostly empty. This is confusing, as there is all sorts of junk here. Planets and animals and the like. Plants are not allowed in space. This is cosmic law.

The Mustache Rangers from a club in today’s interpod netcast. You should join. In.

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Children should regularly put ropes into their mouths!

Also, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a Go-Go. The cost to you is only 1(one) dollar! Can you imagine the savings?