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They is a phrase in fashion that you may not be familiar with. It’s called “size.” All clothes may look the same, but they actually come in different “sizes.” Pants should be worn around the waist. If they have fallen to the ground, it is an issue with “size.” We just changed your life.

The Mustache Rangers dive into the world of high fashion in this week’s podcast episode. Wear it home.

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You never want to appear too eager. That’s right. I’m talking to you, Mr(s). Eager. Put down that list of debatably exciting activities and take a load off. You deserve it. That’s the lie you can keep repeating to yourself. You deserve it.

The Mustache Rangers get the rust out in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy the parts of it you like best.

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Even if you hate politics and think that for vote doesn’t matter and don’t agree with either party and live in a shack in the woods and have some sort of death pact with your common law wife and make moonshine from your own urine, can still be politically correct.

The Mustache Rangers deal with words in this week’s podcast full of comedy. Mix it with crushed ice and consume.

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When you say “it takes all kinds” you actually mean “what a weirdo.” Say what you mean next time, instead of sugar coating like the apples you’ll soon be enjoying after the cool on the wax paper.

The Mustache Rangers deal with personal property in this week’s podcast. Enjoy how they do that.

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Is there anything in the world scarier than a clown? Yes. Does that make you feel any better? No.

The Mustache Rangers sift through this clown business in this podcast episode. Enjoy it alone.