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The worm has turned, but it still does not know which way is up. That is Ranger code for, “Go to bed and do not allow the bugs of your bed consume you.”

There is another saying that is code, but it was spoken by a porcupine and heard only by the trees. Space trees.

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Every period in history is the most mucked up period in history to those who are living it. The only solution is to remove yourself from history all together. This is easier said than done, which is true of everything for everyone except those who are mute.

We do not know why you continue to read, when there are exciting adventures to listen to. You are a fool. Your parents have been informed.

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Many things have reached the number twenty. The number of teeth you may have. The eyes waiting for you in a growth laboratory. Many a thing.

Mind you, none of your things are as important as the great Mustache Rangers and their cause. Remember that twenty times over and we shall be square.

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Centuries are full of facts. In fact, a century is either ninety-nine or one hundred consecutive years. If you have fifty years, and then you take a break, followed by another fifty years, that is not a century. Perhaps you have created novelty plastic cups to mark the occasion. Those cups will be an eternal reminder of your fraud. Melt them into a statue to remind you of your foolishness.

The Mustache Rangers are not allowed to drink from cups.

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The Mustache Rangers are many things. Many many things, in fact. They are more things than they are not. For example, the Mustache Rangers are flesh and blood. The Mustache Rangers are made of stone. The Mustache Rangers were born of a man and a woman and another woman with another man in there. The Mustache Rangers are not red.

We hope that this clears your mind of any misconceptions. Enjoy this week’s episode.