Have you informed all of your Earth friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers? No? You’ll never make Cadet with that attitude!
Mustache Rangers Central Command commands you to tell at least five of your “friends” about the Mustache Rangers today. While “friends” may be in quotation marks, do not be confused. Imaginary friends do not count as “friends.”
Co-pod-workers can be “friends.” Family units can be “friends.” Animals can NOT be “friends.”
It has been decreed! Spread the word and drink your Doc Johnson’s Olde Thyme Elixir!