Join America’s space conquerers! Become a cadet in the Mustache Rangers! Joining is easy! Simply send an electro-mail to mustacherangers@gmail.com containing a picture of you as a hopeful cadet!
Picture must include:
- You with a mustache
- You providing the universally accepted symbol of a thumbs up
Pictures of all new recruits will be displayed here so the enemy will know that our numbers are indeed great!



Commander Major Alastair Q. Bastidious and First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum constitute the fighting force that is The Mustache Rangers. Charged with America’s greatest mission, The Mustache Rangers having gifted truth, justice, and the American way to the furthest reaches of outer space.
The radio-phone broadcasts turned “internet” “podcast” bring us the continuing adventures of these first rate gentlemen as they fulfill year four-hundred-seventy of their five-hundred year mission.
Don’t forget to join the forces and join the Mustache Ranger Cadets, or send in your finest mimeograph fant art of your heroic Mustache Rangers.
And last of them all, never forget to tune in ever Monday to partake of their continuing adventures through the outer space!
Stay strong, Cadets. And don’t let the comsymps get you down!