Centuries are full of facts. In fact, a century is either ninety-nine or one hundred consecutive years. If you have fifty years, and then you take a break, followed by another fifty years, that is not a century. Perhaps you have created novelty plastic cups to mark the occasion. Those cups will be an eternal reminder of your fraud. Melt them into a statue to remind you of your foolishness.
The Mustache Rangers are not allowed to drink from cups.