It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with this non-burper, and call them out loudly if you suspect one of their words is fulled by a burp. That will show them the proper amount of shame.
The Mustache Rangers deal with issues in this week’s podcast episode. Listen to their issues, to delay your own.