Computer got the password to something or other and now he’s putting up his own podcast. Sorry, folks. Nothing we can do about it. We’ll try threatening with a hammer some more.
Might as well listen to it while you’re at it.
Last Resort: Episode 237
We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned that by now. Anyway, how are you? It’s been a while. We took up a hobby.
Computer Makes a Call
The Mustache Rangers Stay Weird: Episode 192
If this is your first time listening to the Mustache Rangers, how about you stop, take a breath, and pick a different episode. Because, honestly, this one is pretty weird.
Now, let us all say grace and start listening.
The Mustache Rangers and Words: Episode 191
The Mustache Rangers have worked up the courage to make another podcast for you this week. The looked deep inside themselves, combated the lazy demons of laziness, and produced this audio entertainment for you. It’s probably because they like you and your fancy new haircut.
Listen to this podcast right now. Any hesitation is wasted time. And we only have so much of that stuff left.
150 Review Challenge
Here’s the deal. The ratings and reviews on the iTunes listing for the Mustache Rangers are lacking. Don’t get us wrong. We deeply appreciate everyone who has left a review so far. But we need more.
iTunes is how a majority of listeners find new podcasts. Ratings and reviews are how iTunes determines which podcasts they should feature on their site. So to grow the Mustache Rangers audience, we need more ratings and reviews.
We are looking to boost our current number of ratings, which is sitting at 42, to 150.
So, you want a reward huh? Well, we’ll give you more podcasts. You may or may not know that Computer has been calling folks. And he may or may not know that we have been recording these calls.
Well, if we make the goal of 150 iTunes ratings (don’t skimp on the reviews either), then we will begin to release these computer calls as podcasts for everyone to enjoy.
We know you’re already listening to the podcast. So please, if you would be so kind, leave a rating and review on iTunes and encourage others to do the same.
The Mustache Rangers Are Just: Episode 190
It must be really tough to be a judge. Your eyebrows must get tired as heck from frowning all the time.
The Mustache Rangers have a comedy podcast for you this week. Enjoy it. Maybe while eating breakfast. What’s that, sausage and eggs? Boy, someone is a lucky hubby.
The Mustache Rangers Take the Bus: Episode 189
What do you think happens to buses after the drivers go home? There should probably be a computer animated movie about that. Somebody get on it.
The Mustache Rangers have another podcast for you this week. Surprised? Quit being surprised. That’s dumb and useless.
The Mustache Rangers Talk Books: Episode 188
Quit reading this and listen to the podcast. It’s about 7 minutes long this week. Don’t tell me you don’t have 7 minutes. Eat your sandwich real quick and then listen while it’s digesting. Jeez, do we have to figure everything out for you? We feel like mama birds.
The Mustache Rangers Do It For Stuff And Giggles: Episode 187
When in polite company, it is ideal to say “shut the front door” and “it’s not of your GD business” instead of their dirtier cousins, the swears. In non-polite company (burlesque dancers and pool hall attendants) you can let the swears fly.
The Mustache Rangers find a little touch of joy in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Bring it up at your next dinner event.
