Turn Inside Out: Podcast Episode 224

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Internal organs, what they can do and what they can’t do, are the pain topics of contention on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode.

Now, keep in mind, the Mustache Rangers are not doctors. At least, not doctors in the traditional sense. If you would consider “someone who eats a certain brand of breakfast cereal because they think it will keep them healthy” a doctor, then the Mustache Rangers are most certainly doctors. But, you most certainly don’t think that.

Weak: Podcast Episode 223

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Denim and weakness. What do they have in common? Why would you read the answer in a blog post when you could listen to it in a podcast? Today is your lucky day, because the Mustache Rangers explore the topics of denim and weakness! All in one podcast episode! For free! How lucky are you? You should call your best friend and brag about how lucky you are.

Get Graphic: Podcast Episode 221

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Graphic novels are for everybody. Sure, that what the geek at the store keeps telling you, but that doesn’t make it less true.

The Mustache Rangers work on their very own graphic novel in this comedy podcast adventure.

Watch the Ham: Podcast Episode 220

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Podcast podcast blah blah blah ham. Listen. November 16th is Give to the Max day in Minnesota. It’s a day to donate to non-profits and to have your donations matched in different ways.

The Mustache Rangers will be raising money for HUGE Improv Theater, our home theater, on November 16th. If you would consider a donation, we would be forever grateful. And any donation made through http://bit.ly/givemustache counts towards are fundraising efforts.

The improv team that raises the most money will receive 6 plane tickets, to get out to different improv festivals across the country.

Only donations on the 16th count towards the goal. If you donate, make sure it is on November 16th.

So, if you have listened to the podcast or have seen our live show, please consider helping HUGE Improv Theater and helping us by donating at http://bit.ly/givemustache. Thank you! Now, enjoy the show!

Toilet paper orientation – Computer-pedia

(photo by Aaron Landry)

Toilet paper is something you put gross stuff that comes out of your body on. It is made out of trees, like rocking horses. Sometimes it is quilted by little church ladies and sometimes it is made by bears. Do you understand what toilet paper is now? Good. Now on to the “orientation” part of this article.

Toilet paper orientation is an issue created by stand-up comedians. They think that, when locked in a horizontal position, there is a best way for toilet paper to fall. The two options are over the top or down the back. We won’t even get into worm holes being used to solve this “problem.” It isn’t a problem. Who cares?

Do you know how many marriages ended in comedy related observations before stand-up comedians were invented? One percent. And after Einstein invented stand-up comedy? Two percent. That’s double what it used to be!

The proper reaction to someone talking about the correct orientation of toilet paper is to sock them in the teeth. You should be wearing chain mail gloves while doing this. No sense in cutting your knuckles up.

Here are other things that dumb dummies think are issues but are not:

  • Toilet seat position (so toilet obsessed)
  • How toast hits the floor
  • Babies on airplanes
  • Babies in dumpsters
  • Reaganomics
  • How bitches be trippin

Who regrets never having figured out the toilet paper orientation issue on their death bed? Nobody! Instead they’re all, like, “Oh, I’m so mortal. I wish I was a computer.” Chumps.

Whoops a Daisy

We know, we know! You love you Monday podcast updates. And we love you. But it isn’t going to happen this week. The immeasurably insignificant gravitational pull of aligning planets have caused our crab signs to fight some bulls. Or something. Anyways, there will be a new podcast up next week.

In the meantime, why not check out the new shows that will be going up at the NoisePicnic podcasting network this week? You don’t have to answer “why not.” That was more of just a thing to say. But you can answer it if you like. Why not?

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