Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 12:37 — 4.3MB)
Stranded! Alone on an unfamiliar planet, the Mustache Rangers must search the barren wasteland for rocket fuel, food, and anything worth claiming for America! Chin up, Rangers. Nothing is hopeless except for those freeloading hobos. America is about hard work, gentlemen, not free rides on the freedom rails!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:58 — 2.7MB)
Everybody needs love and admiration, even the mustachioed men of the Mustache Rangers. Their skin may be is thick as knives that are thick, but their insides are made up of Horsehoof brand Gelatin Dessert like everybody else. Will hugging be the order of business for the Mustache Rangers today? You must tune in to find out!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:41 — 4.9MB)
Things are stirred up when the Mustache Rangers receive a message from Mustache Rangers Central Command! It looks as if they are being sent directly into a sun! Will the Mustache Ranger’s first podcast be their last? There is only one way to find out! Pick up your ears and listen!
You can also find re-edited and cleaned versions of earlier Mustache Rangers episodes at NoisePicnic.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (726.9KB)
With a new year brings many new things. But usually it doesn’t. Regardless, Mustache Rangers Central Command has prepared this podcast preview of the upcoming Mustache Rangers adventures. Enjoy with our blessings. Do not enjoy with not our blessings.
Good cheer to you and yours. The adventures of the Mustache Rangers are coming to a podcast delivery system near you the second Monday in January. Cheers, handshakes, and hearty back slaps are to be had and enjoyed by all!
Until then, there is much you can do! Join the cadets, submit your fan art, or become a friend of the Rangers on MySpace.
Keep fighting the good fight, future cadets! The Mustache Rangers are coming!
Join America’s space conquerers! Become a cadet in the Mustache Rangers! Joining is easy! Simply send an electro-mail to [email protected] containing a picture of you as a hopeful cadet!
Picture must include:
- You with a mustache
- You providing the universally accepted symbol of a thumbs up
Pictures of all new recruits will be displayed here so the enemy will know that our numbers are indeed great!
Outstanding Mustache Rangers cadets often show their deep admiration by supplying artistic renditions of our two heroes. Fan art offerings can be electro-mailed to [email protected]
Mustache Rangers Fan Art 001
Mustache Rangers Fan Art 002
Mustache Rangers Fan Art 003
Commander Major Alastair Q. Bastidious and First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum constitute the fighting force that is The Mustache Rangers. Charged with America’s greatest mission, The Mustache Rangers having gifted truth, justice, and the American way to the furthest reaches of outer space.
The radio-phone broadcasts turned “internet” “podcast” bring us the continuing adventures of these first rate gentlemen as they fulfill year four-hundred-seventy of their five-hundred year mission.
Don’t forget to join the forces and join the Mustache Ranger Cadets, or send in your finest mimeograph fant art of your heroic Mustache Rangers.
And last of them all, never forget to tune in ever Monday to partake of their continuing adventures through the outer space!
Stay strong, Cadets. And don’t let the comsymps get you down!