The Great Mustache demands very little. When it does demand, it is very specific. We invite you to enjoy a true rarity. A simple glimpse of the Mustache Rangers Code of Conduct. Will you prove yourself worthy of service in the Mustache Rangers or will go run screaming in the opposite direction. Hide in your hooch hole, coward! You are no proper Ranger!
The Secondary Objective, The Mustache Rangers And: Episode 228
Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this week’s podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them read it back. That’d probably be fun for you, yeah?
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 4
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 3
Stranded! Alone on an unfamiliar planet, the Mustache Rangers must search the barren wasteland for rocket fuel, food, and anything worth claiming for America! Chin up, Rangers. Nothing is hopeless except for those freeloading hobos. America is about hard work, gentlemen, not free rides on the freedom rails!
The Mustache Rangers Appreciate: Episode 2
Everybody needs love and admiration, even the mustachioed men of the Mustache Rangers. Their skin may be is thick as knives that are thick, but their insides are made up of Horsehoof brand Gelatin Dessert like everybody else. Will hugging be the order of business for the Mustache Rangers today? You must tune in to find out!
The Mustache Rangers Get a Message: Episode 1
Things are stirred up when the Mustache Rangers receive a message from Mustache Rangers Central Command! It looks as if they are being sent directly into a sun! Will the Mustache Ranger’s first podcast be their last? There is only one way to find out! Pick up your ears and listen!
You can also find re-edited and cleaned versions of earlier Mustache Rangers episodes at NoisePicnic.
The Mustache Rangers Podcast Preview
With a new year brings many new things. But usually it doesn’t. Regardless, Mustache Rangers Central Command has prepared this podcast preview of the upcoming Mustache Rangers adventures. Enjoy with our blessings. Do not enjoy with not our blessings.
The Mustache Rangers are coming!
Good cheer to you and yours. The adventures of the Mustache Rangers are coming to a podcast delivery system near you the second Monday in January. Cheers, handshakes, and hearty back slaps are to be had and enjoyed by all!
Until then, there is much you can do! Join the cadets, submit your fan art, or become a friend of the Rangers on MySpace.
Keep fighting the good fight, future cadets! The Mustache Rangers are coming!
Join the Cadets
Join America’s space conquerers! Become a cadet in the Mustache Rangers! Joining is easy! Simply send an electro-mail to mustacherangers@gmail.com containing a picture of you as a hopeful cadet!
Picture must include:
- You with a mustache
- You providing the universally accepted symbol of a thumbs up
Pictures of all new recruits will be displayed here so the enemy will know that our numbers are indeed great!
Fan Art
Outstanding Mustache Rangers cadets often show their deep admiration by supplying artistic renditions of our two heroes. Fan art offerings can be electro-mailed to mustacherangers@gmail.com
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