A bag of air should contain only air. Dead rats and fleas should be taken out at the processing plant. It make a relaxing breathing experience very unreasonable.
The Mustache Rangers get stuck in some sort of loop today. I don’t know.
There are many types of love in the galaxy. The love between dirt and the skin under fingernails. The love of brain devouring bacteria for brains to devour with bacteria. The love of vampires by the very very pale. With that in mind, forever be aware that love is stupid.
The Mustache Rangers bring you a wonderful adventure of woe, or something, today. And when you’re finished with that, why not check out Teknikal Diffikulties?
There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them to steal their oxygen. So don’t pretend you are better than vampires.
The Mustache Rangers get a few things off their chest in this week’s episode.
Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich and mute. It is the only way to live.
The Mustache Rangers recorded an adventure for your ears. Take a listen today.
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Dearest citizens of a oxygen based environment. It is in your best interest to understand that the Mustache Rangers will return with further exciting adventures on the 10th of September. Until then, you can tell all of your carbon based friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers, or revisit your favorite audio recordings from the past. It is as if you had control of an entertainment time machine!