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There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them to steal their oxygen. So don’t pretend you are better than vampires.
The Mustache Rangers get a few things off their chest in this week’s episode.
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Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich and mute. It is the only way to live.
The Mustache Rangers recorded an adventure for your ears. Take a listen today.
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The Mustache Rangers are back for another fantastic season of joy and brutality. Brutal joy will be felt by all.
Today, the Mustache Rangers will spill rainbows into your split skull. Enjoy!
Dearest citizens of a oxygen based environment. It is in your best interest to understand that the Mustache Rangers will return with further exciting adventures on the 10th of September. Until then, you can tell all of your carbon based friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers, or revisit your favorite audio recordings from the past. It is as if you had control of an entertainment time machine!
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Once in a great while, something goes horribly right. Every day of the week, something goes horribly wrong. This will be another one of those days.
Enjoy the current adventures of the Mustache Rangers available to you on this horribly wrong day.
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Hugging is for the weak and stupid. If some dapper chap comes around to embracing you, be well aware that his intent is most likely to kill you and steal your best gal. It is a dangerous world and you must never become close with anyone. You will only be hurt horribly.
The Mustache Rangers learn to relax in today’s interpod netcast. Pick up your ears and take in their sounds!
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To the foolish and dimwitted, the moon seems to disappear and reappear due to the forces of wizards. To the well mannered and witty, the rear end of a vehicular looks like the best place to inform others of their opinions.
The Mustache Rangers bring you another thrilling adventure this week. Enjoy with no compliments.