Is it not of humor that fall is a season as well as a verb word? Relate this to your relatives for looks of praise and delight. You may say that you came up with that tidbit by yourself. It is alright with us. We are better than you.
The Mustache Rangers enjoy the out of doors today in their interpod netcast.
Mixing the Mustache Rangers theme song with some obese beats.
Now we fully understand that some true Ranger fans are doing these things. But for the sake of argument, nobody is doing these things. Even the people who are. We will take you to space court if you claim otherwise.
We request that you do all of these things. Or failing that, doing the entirety of everything. Is that so much to ask? Then the Great Mustache commands it. The Great Mustache never asks. And all of his words appear in red.
It has come to the attention of Mustache Rangers Central Command that small dogs are all of the rage in this day of ages. Please understand that must halt any and all of this rage as soon as possible. If the rage is not contained, a letter of strong wording will find its way to you.
It is a well believed fact that “frat” is short for “fraternity.” Perhaps we are missing the bigger picture. Is there a much longer word out there that “fraternity” is short for? And if so, is that word simply short for another word? How high does this word hierarchy of mystery go? And who will bring it to its knees?
The Mustache Rangers discuss their fears in this week’s episode. Do not fear listening to it. That would be stupid, to put it lightly.
The Mustache Rangers have been traveling around space for a very long time. Musical styles have changed and updated, as they shouldn’t but do. The Mustache Rangers are proud to be coming out of the past closet of the past and moving into the sitting room of the future ages.
Mustache Rangers Central Command is hereby announcing a contest to rearrangemix the Mustache Rangers theme song. The most talented updates to the Mustache Rangers theme will be played during the beginning of the Mustache Rangers interpod netcasts. Credit will be given to the mighty music modulator and their endeavors.