We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned that by now. Anyway, how are you? It’s been a while. We took up a hobby.
The worm has turned, but it still does not know which way is up. That is Ranger code for, “Go to bed and do not allow the bugs of your bed consume you.”
There is another saying that is code, but it was spoken by a porcupine and heard only by the trees. Space trees.
Enjoy this week’s interpod netcast.
Every period in history is the most mucked up period in history to those who are living it. The only solution is to remove yourself from history all together. This is easier said than done, which is true of everything for everyone except those who are mute.
We do not know why you continue to read, when there are exciting adventures to listen to. You are a fool. Your parents have been informed.
In a rare Earth appearance, the Mustache Rangers will be performing tales of their exploits at the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during the entire festival, so you should purchase your tickets now to make certain a space is saved for you.
The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7:00pm. Do not limit your enjoyment to just their exploits. There will be plenty of lovable characters to enjoy.
So make your travel plans now! The Twin Cities Improv Festival is coming quickly!
Many things have reached the number twenty. The number of teeth you may have. The eyes waiting for you in a growth laboratory. Many a thing.
Mind you, none of your things are as important as the great Mustache Rangers and their cause. Remember that twenty times over and we shall be square.
Centuries are full of facts. In fact, a century is either ninety-nine or one hundred consecutive years. If you have fifty years, and then you take a break, followed by another fifty years, that is not a century. Perhaps you have created novelty plastic cups to mark the occasion. Those cups will be an eternal reminder of your fraud. Melt them into a statue to remind you of your foolishness.
The Mustache Rangers are not allowed to drink from cups.
The Mustache Rangers are many things. Many many things, in fact. They are more things than they are not. For example, the Mustache Rangers are flesh and blood. The Mustache Rangers are made of stone. The Mustache Rangers were born of a man and a woman and another woman with another man in there. The Mustache Rangers are not red.
We hope that this clears your mind of any misconceptions. Enjoy this week’s episode.
Big things were happening this week’s end in the universe. A moving picture involving a man in the tightest of clothings opened, and become the most widely viewed film-o-tron ever. This certainly makes it the best of its kind. Three of your cheeriest cheers for ErotoMan 3!
The Mustache Rangers were unable to view this picture in motion due to their proximity to a house registered in the projection of these magical pictures. A manuscript of the picture has been sent for their reading pleasure.
It has been stated, by some, that love is the most powerful force in the universe. These some have certainly not run into a very fast toddler with arms twice the length of his legs. Also, the toddler is twenty miles tall. This, ladies of faint heart, is the most powerful force in the universe. And it is mad at the lack of holidays based around its existence. Beware this toddler of giant proportions. His long arms hug planets with pure hatred.
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