35% Mark

Just a quick update, with no graphics. Graphics take time, and time is money. So we don’t want to spend any time.

We have reached 35% of our goal. Keep it coming, boys and girls. Make Doc Johnson proud.






Another Day, Another Funds Update

To the delight and the shock of the Mustache Rangers, funds for functioning recording equipment have continued to roll in. We have reached the 30% mark, which is 10% more mark than yesterday.

This process may take a little longer than it would seem. Most fans of the Mustache Rangers limit their interaction to podcast downloading, and not website visiting. And that is not a dig at their process. Really, there has been little reason to come visit the website when you can automatically download the weekly podcast with little hassle. So many fans may not be seeing this entertaining message of pleading.

We hope to continue the updating of good time reading words here, to accompany the good time listening words. So along with the return of the podcast episodes, we hope to keep you entertained with daily articles on the perils and pleasures of space travel. Or recipes for things containing crust and fruit.

To wrap up this missive, we offer our humblest thanks to everyone who has donated thus far. We appreciate your efforts to make our efforts more effortless.

And, of course, the donation button can be found below.






Funding Has Started

After a quick first day of requesting donations, the Mustache Rangers have received their first contribution. As you can see by the hastily thrown together graphic of what might be a thermometer, donations are almost up to the $40 dollar mark. And almost $40 dollars is almost $50 dollars. That is almost almost a quarter way to the $200 goal.

If everyone who listened to the Mustache Rangers gave a single lonely dollar, the goal would be met handily. Of course, those are pie in the sky hopes. And while we do own a rocket ship, the pie seems to be forever out of reach.

To make things more reasonable, if 20 people gave $10 each, the goal could also be met. There are many ways to make numbers equal other numbers. Use your imaginations.

Well, it’s time for the Mustache Rangers to have more adventures. Unfortunately, there is still no recording device to capture their adventures. If the Mustache Rangers have adventures without a recording device to capture them, are they still incredibly amusing?






The Great Mustache Rangers Donation Request

The Mustache Rangers have come in to some trouble. The hardware used to record their golden voices has broken. Thus, podcasts are on hold until this issue can be resolved. The damage runs about $200, which is hard to release from space savings due to the space economy and upcoming space holidays.

One loyal civilian suggested the adding of a donation button to this website, in case other listeners who enjoy the Mustache Rangers would like to assist in the fund raising. So here it is. The PayPal button for those who love the Mustache Rangers and would like to support the creation of future podcasts.






That is it. Watch next week for more information on the fund drive and the Mustache Ranger’s special live performance in Chicago on December 13th. Keep healthy, cadets!

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 86

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Let us lay it on the line. The Mustache Rangers are loved by all. As long as we can agree to that, we will be fine. All other conversation is simply warm sound, after that argument has been put to rest.

The Mustache Rangers argue about clothing once again in this week’s episode. Bring it to your ears.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 84

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Some things are difficult to believe. For example, jelly is made not of fruit but of tree bark. Training wheels only line the pockets of training wheel producing companies. Night time is when the sun does it with the moon.

It is not difficult to believe that the Mustache Rangers have another podcast episode for you this week. We hope that you love expertly done impressions.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 83

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Good times are not meant to be had. They are to be taken. You can not simply wait for them to happen, or expect that you deserve them. Real men make their own good times. Women probably do this too, but we have not funded any research to prove positive one way or the other.

The Mustache Rangers talks about precious stones in this week’s podcast episode. It is enjoyable for all!