The Secondary Objective, The Mustache Rangers And: Episode 228

The Mustache RangersVideo games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this week’s podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them read it back. That’d probably be fun for you, yeah?

A Mustache Rangers Live Performance and Free T-Shirts

Doc Johnson's Olde Tyme ElixirThe Mustache Rangers will performing LIVE this coming Monday, April 13th at the Bryant-Lake Bowl as guests of the fantastic Splendid Things improv group. It promises to be a fantastic and exciting show for all to see.

But if the promise of fantasticism isn’t enough for you, then maybe a raffle of the few remaining Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirts will peak your interest. That’s right, the last pristine Mustache Rangers t-shirts in existence will be raffled off at the Monday night Splendid Things improv show. Now you certainly have enough reasons to come.

You should also buy your tickets RIGHT NOW! Advance tickets are only $6 if you buy them at the following address before Sunday (4/12) at 11:59PM: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/58996.

You can also call the Bryant-Lake Bowl box office at 612-825-8949 for advance tickets.

Day-of tickets are $10. That’s almost (exactly) $4 dollars more for being lazy. Don’t be lazy!

Doors open at 7PM. The show starts at 8PM. Drinks and dinner are available in the theater before and during the show.

So come, laugh, and get ready to possibly win a t-shirt! Even if you lose, you win! With entertainment!

The Mustache Rangers Party: Episode 101

After 100 perfect and unarguably consistent episodes, it is time for the Mustache Rangers to let loose and party! Join them for this week’s 101st perfect podcast. And do not forget the items you need to make a party grand. Like frilly toothpicks and conversation.

The Mustache Rangers Turn 100: Episode 100

It is finally here! Over two years of podcast production have brought us to episode 100 of the Mustache Rangers.

This is a special double length episode that was recorded live at the Mix Tape Comedy show held at the ComedySportz theater in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Be prepared, because you will not be laughing alone. It will be like you’re in the audience of laughers! Except you are blind. And you can’t smell the fellow next to you. Also, you didn’t pay to get in. And you’re probably naked.

Thank you for your support of the Mustache Rangers. Please spread the podcasts around and let us look forward to the next 100 podcasts.

The Mustache Rangers Make Art: Episode 99

Many things are in the eye of the beholder. Like that eyelash that is turning the eye slowly red and swollen. And that guy has the nerve to comment critically about your hair cut? Maybe he should get that stupid eyelash out of his eye. What a big jerk.

The Mustache Rangers take on the critics this week with their ever present podcast. Enjoy it multiple times.

The Mustache Rangers Dull Fins: Episode 98

The general population tends to forget that humans are animals. The general population also tends to complain about climbing stairs. It is with these two facts that we assume the general population is dim. We are sorry, but it is proven.

The Mustache Rangers see life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by yourself.

The Mustache Rangers Box: Episode 97

Pugilism is a hobby you must consider the hidden costs of before partaking in. For example, those bandages are not free gifts. And water sponges to not buy themselves. You have been warned.

The Mustache Rangers present another podcast to you this week. It has been brought on to you.

Where to Find the Mustache Rangers

The Mustache Rangers are having a very big year, and want to make certain you are connected to all the bigness that is going on. This here is a handy guide to keep you updated.

The Mustache Rangers have a mountain full of live performances coming up this year, and there are many places you can find out about it. One option is to look towards the right sidebar of this very website. There you will find a Google Calendar that lists all of the upcoming Mustache Rangers shows. You can even use it to add reminders to your own Google Calendar. It is futuristic and beautiful.

The second option is to click on the live link at the top of the Mustache Rangers website. There you will find another list, but not as futuristic and debatably less beautiful.

Finally, if you are a Facebook user, you can sign up for the The Mustache Rangers Appreciation Society. Here you can interact with other Mustache Rangers fans, and get updated whenever a Mustache Rangers performance is coming up.

You see? There is really no excuse for you to be ill informed. If you are ill informed, you have only your own obstinance to blame.

So get informed, drop us a line, and tell some of your friends about the Mustache Rangers. We are happiest when you are happy, if it makes us happy. If your happiness is unrelated to our happiness, then we don’t see why we should have to go around smiling. It is exhausting.

Phooneybaum Phoughts: Space Date 21.27.47.27

  • Don’t know why I bothered learning to play the piano after they went extinct. This teaching cassette is almost worthless.
  • I have switched to decaf, but eating this non-caffeinated toast feels so pointless now.
  • My underpants have been bunching for the last few years, but I dare not adjust my self for fear of humiliations and fun makings.
  • It isn’t easy being aggressively passive.
  • Space laundry always gets put off until you’re out of space socks.
  • Quantifying how hungry a wolf is isn’t easy.

The Mustache Rangers podcast is a unique mix of Curb Your Enthusiasm style humor and Buck Rogers adventure.

This improvised comedy podcast is updated every Monday!

The Mustache Rangers are the Mpls St Paul Magazine Best Podcast of 2011!

Next Live Stage Show

The Mustache Rangers

February 3rd, 2012 at 9:30pm
HUGE Improv Theater
3037 Lyndale Ave S
Minneapolis, MN 55408


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