Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this week’s podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them read it back. That’d probably be fun for you, yeah?
It is a special day for the Mustache Rangers podcast, because we have the first of many special guests contributing their golden vocal chords for our use. And we are not stealing their vocal chords like in the Little Mermaid. We do not have the technology. Yet.
The first very special guest is Cayenne Chris Conroy of the Teknikal Diffikulties podcast. After you have given this week’s Mustache Rangers episode a listen, make sure to visit Teknikal Diffikulties and enjoy over 50 hours of audiosketch comedy.
Sowing and sewing can be confusing to school children. This is odd, considering that they are doing both almost constantly. The only solution is flashcards. Remember to look up the definitions in the dictionary before you make the flashcards for them, so that you are not passing on incorrect information.
The Mustache Rangers have another podcast adventure this week. Try your hardest to enjoy it.
It is difficult to judge anything or anyone without being hypocritical. It is best to say “now I know I’m no saint” before passing judgment, before people can accuse you of not being a saint. You are taking away their power.
The Mustache Rangers cover many topics in this week’s podcast. Enjoy it with our full compliments.
There is a secret to being quiet. It’s called shutting your yapper. Also, you might want to turn off Twitter.
This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers gives you no tips on anything. Enjoy that.
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It is spring time in space, and that means allergy time. Not many people know the nebula are actually black hole sneezes. Space pollen is a hell of a thing.
The Mustache Rangers smile in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it and share it with friends.
Training is important. But more important than training is instinct. In your next job interview, inform the interviewer that you, the interviewee, have the instinct needed for the job. If they start to question your statement, either run away or fight them. You will not get the job if you run away.
This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contains audio. Listen and enjoy.
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The Mustache Rangers will be performing in Chicago this Saturday as part of the Chicago Improv Festival. We understand that this means most fans will be unable to attend the performance
But we also understand that this means some fans in the Chicago area WILL be able to attend. So here are your details!
The Mustache Rangers will be performing at the Annoyance Theater on Saturday, April 18th at midnight. For those of you who this confuses, just pretend the show starts at 11:59pm on April 18th. Now you aren’t confused.
Tickets are $10, and the Mustache Rangers would be overjoyed to see you there.
And if not you, then your friend that live in Chicago. You know, the friends that you are going to tell to see the Mustache Rangers. They’re almost as good as you. But we won’t tell them that.
Who decides if something is a metaphor? English teachers. If it were not for them, you wouldn’t need to know how to pretend to see something in nothing.
Does this week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contain a metaphor? You had better ask Mr. Philips. You know, your high school English teacher. Enjoy!
Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this week’s podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them read it back. That’d probably be fun for you, yeah?
