You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO!
Enjoy this week’s comedy podcast adventure thing.
If something makes you hungrier than the pursuit of justice, then you need to check the order of your “pursuit list.” If you have it in some sort of computerized spreadsheet, it should be fairly easy to edit.
The Mustache Rangers deal with the ordeal that is shaving in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy and learn, at the same time, please.
Time is a big bully who steals everything. There isn’t one thing you can name that he or she will not take for itself. After you make peace with that, he or she is really cool to hang out with and can tell you some wild stories.
The Mustache Rangers have not made peace with time in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy that you are better than them.
There are a lot of smells in the world. And if you combine two smells, you get a new smell. So it would be very practical of you to say there are an infinite number of smells in the world. Because who wants to count that high?
The Mustache Rangers deal with a few smells in this week’s podcast adventure. Enjoy it with your loved ones. And if you love only yourself, you’re still good to go.
The Mustache Rangers are joined by another special guest this week. Who may that guest be? Or is it “whom?” Whatever the word, the guest doesn’t change.
Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame, joins the Mustache Rangers this week on another absurd and introspective journey. You can find Kevin Murphy’s most recent work at the fantastic RiffTrax.com.
So enjoy the Mustache Rangers, and enjoy Kevin Murphy, and then enjoy RiffTrax.com. It’s the only decent thing for you to do.
It’s that time of the year again. Time to turn your eyes towards the Brave New Workshop. It’s time for the third annual Twin Cities Improv Festival.
That is correct. The Twin Cities Improv Festival starts this evening and runs through Sunday, June 28th (when the Mustache Rangers perform live for your enjoyment).
So cancel your plans, or make the plans you never had, and make your way to the Twin Cities Improv Festival.
It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with this non-burper, and call them out loudly if you suspect one of their words is fulled by a burp. That will show them the proper amount of shame.
The Mustache Rangers deal with issues in this week’s podcast episode. Listen to their issues, to delay your own.
Announcement number one! The Mustache Rangers will be performing at the Twin Cities Improv Festival on June 28th. Check out the website for tickets and information on the plethora of other improv artists performing at the festival.
Announcement number two! It isn’t really an announcement. We just wanted to bug you some more about rating the Mustache Rangers podcast on iTunes. So why aren’t you doing that already? Are you scared? Do you not have two minutes? If you didn’t have two minutes, you wouldn’t even be here. So go there.
Announcement number three! There is now a Mustache Rangers Wiki where you can find and add information about the Mustache Rangers and their adventures. Take care of the Wiki and it will take care of you.
Announcement number four! We love you. As a friend.
That is all.
The spine is a mystery. It isn’t, really. But it can certainly be a sticky wicket at times. It is inside the body, which is the first problem. Fixing the spine isn’t like getting an eyelash out of your eye. There are few advantages to having an exoskeleton, but easy spine fixing seems like one of them. Easy spine chewability seems to cancel out that advantage.
The Mustache Rangers deal with the human spine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it at your own risk. Risk of enjoyment.
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