It may physically harm you to realize this, but the Earth is not flat. It’s okay, relax. We have given you a informational punch to the stomach. The Earth is actually shaped more like a ribbon. The Great Mustache help us all if the giant space cat awakens from its million and two year slumber.

Today, the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast brings you information on candles. Your enjoyment is necessary.

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A deep that has begun in space. Things are warming up nicely, and the wildlife has come out to greet explorers of all kinds. Don’t be a stranger to the wildlife. It tastes great.

The Mustache Rangers are taking a break from moving merchandising, and getting back to the business of exploring. And if not exploring, then something else completely. Enjoy the current interpod netcast.

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On the first day of 20aught8, the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast reached a total of 25 thousand downloads. What is a download? Who will ever know. But it seems significant.

Mustache Rangers Central Command would also like to celebrate this milestone with words. Thank yous are in order, but have been lost in the holiday shuffle. We apologize for losing your thank yous. But rest assured, they were meant for the loyal listeners and the words will be sorely missed.

Also, in celebration of this arbitrary number, the pre-sale price for Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirts will extend until the end of this week.

You can order your shirts RIGHT HERE. Don’t miss out on a way to show your friends who is the fashion boss. You do want to be a boss of fashion, don’t you?

Desperate times call for not so desperate measures. Today’s hilarious interpod netcast is trying to part you with your hard earned monies. But the benefits are great.

The specific benefits are a discounted price on a Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt. These t-shirts are available for PRE-ORDER for this special price. But once the shirts go to print, these fantastic savings will disappear like the dolphostich.

The online internet order form for these chest warming cloth shirts can be found RIGHT HERE.

Who needs electronics when you can purchase t-shirts? The t-shirts were probably made with electronics. That you don’t need to buy.

Are you still reading this? You should be listening! Or ordering. You could probably do both at the same time. You’re that talented.

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If you extend a season’s greetings to somebody in the middle of summer, you will be pummeled for being odd and out of place. This generic term is to be used in the middle of winter, and that is it. Don’t forget that, or else you may get pummeled for the reasons that have already been stated.

The Mustache Rangers bring you season’s greetings into today’s adventure of the season. For some reason.

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There is a craft to almost anything, aside from crafts. Crafts, as items, have very little, if any, craft work done to them. Putting eyes onto this without eyes may be hilarious, but it is not a talent.

The Mustache Rangers relate to their public today.

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While not necessarily inevitable, the Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt is as much a reality as diapers that can be pulled upwards are.

Doc Johnson was feeling generous, for once, and is allowing his t-shirt to be PRE-ORDERED at a discount. Be aware that the t-shirt has unsubstantiated healing abilities, just like Doc Johnson’s famous elixir. If it’s unsubstantiated, you know that it’s good.

The online internet order form for chest warming cloth shirts can be found RIGHT HERE.

You seem to be on the fence about this fantastic Mustache Rangers approved product. What would you say if I told you that fence you were sitting on is Mustache Rangers approved. Has your world been turned on its end?

Along with a celebration of t-shirts, the Mustache Rangers have recorded a special public service announcement about social security. If you were worried about social security before, you were not worried nearly enough. Enjoy!

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In these modern times, where the power of steam can be used to power your page turning machine, some people still believe in the power of people. This belief is misplaced. Machines powered by water vapor will rule us all, and it is only a matter of time before you brain is turned into steam for the use of telephone dialing.

The Mustache Rangers explore the old ways today. Be prepared for mind use.

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