The great beyond may not be all that great. Or, now that we’ve had a chance to think it over, all that beyond. Thank goodness there are those out there who will pretend to communicate with your loved ones for monies. They are truly beyond great.

The Mustache Rangers take death, for instance, in this week’s interpod netcast. Enjoy it while you can.

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Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the government’s many regulation entertainment programs. For instance, there is the House of Apples located in every town where you can practice eating apples. Since apples do not exist, you will be using faux horse chestnuts. Faux because horse chestnuts no longer exist. Or you can mosey on down to the Twirl Your Arms Around center, where an instructor will indicate when you should twirl your arms around. These are all fine alternatives to thinking.

We think that you should listen to the Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast today.

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It is the charge of every Earth-liver to consume. Food, plastics, and oxygen are ripe for the literal and non-literal digestion. Shoes, however, are a different sort of beast. Neither plastic nor oxygen, they sit and wait in a bin of blank description. The greatest scientist in the time of our great-great-grandchildren may finally discover an adequate category for the shoe, but we will not be alive to see it. But you may fall asleep, knowing that our future is safe.

The Mustache Rangers have put together another interpod netcast for your listening enjoyment. So pleasure your ears with their sweet sounds. But pleasure only within the legal limit, please.

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It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad also had a short attention span. Sadly, they are unable to even terminate themselves. It is was a terrible program, and we are sorry for having wasted your monies on it.

Today, the Mustache Rangers make you happy. So you had best listen closely to their message of pieces.

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Another Monday has arrived. Do not expect a fanfare for a Monday. It is comparable to another Meredith or Beatrice arriving at your party. The come along with regularity, and generally bring stories of shopping at craft stores. Yes, a Monday is not a special thing in the least.

Enjoy today’s interpod netcast of the Mustache Rangers. It will in enjoy you, that is guaranteed.

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The Mustache Rangers have reached the arbitrary 50 episode mark! What better way to celebrate than with your families? You should head home right now and take care of the celebration. This is a mandatory celebration. All persons of non-celebration will be stripped of their VIP status, and downgraded to IP. And then P. And then P, but in a lower case. You have been warned.

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The Mustache Rangers have left Earth again, for the good of the Earth. As you’re sure to know, only 100 people are allowed on the Earth at a time. If 101 people were allowed on to the Earth, everything would be thrown out of balance. Emily and Winston Grack will be happy to come home from their temporary orbit, now that the Rangers have left.

On today’s fantastic adventure of magnificence, the Mustache Ranger remember things. Enjoy your interpod netcast!

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The Mustache Rangers are coming to Earth this Sunday to reenact, on the performance stage, some of their greatest adventures. While it may appear that they are making this up as they go along, rest assured these will all be true stories from beyond the stars!

The Mustache Rangers will be appearing live on January 20th at Improv a Go-Go. The show beings at 8pm (show up early, it has been known to sell out) at the Brave New Workshop theater.

The cost to you is one dollar. Did that look confusing to you? Well, don’t be confused. The price is 1 (one) dollar ($). Come and enjoy and come.