There is cult on a distant planet that does not believe in tiptoeing. That may not be a harsh enough way to describe their belief. It is not as if they think tiptoeing exists but they have no faith in it. They actually believe there is no tiptoeing. They throw some fantastic shindigs.

Be careful of today’s episode of the Mustache Rangers. It will certainly be careful of you.

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Often times, the Mustache Rangers will come to Earth and recount their most exciting tales live to a theater audience. Well, there is now a space for all of your Mustache Rangers live performance information.

Simply click on this page for information on upcoming live Mustache Rangers shows.

But click fast! Their next live appearance is this weekend, and the cost to view is but one dollar!

We live in a complicated and ever changing world. Galaxies, on the other hand, are constant and never change. You may think they collide and rip each other to pieces, but that thinking would be deadly incorrect. You can always count on the constant of the never changing galaxy.

The Mustache Rangers check their heads in today’s interpod netcast. Pick up your ears and listen to it.

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There are an amazing variety of terrible moving pictures produced in our modern times. Sometimes it would be easier to close your eyes and let the all consuming darkness take you away. But some of these moving pictures involve the humors antics of animals. These are the pictures worth living for.

The Mustache Rangers discuss art in today’s interpod netcast. Enjoy it.

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Mustache Rangers Central Command is taking a informally mandatory survey of the listening public. It is demanded that you please comment on your favorite Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast, of your own free will. If you would be kind enough to absolutely indicate your preferred episode and your reasons for preference, Mustache Rangers Central Command will not be forced to cause harm to you. Or not cause harm to you.

Your comments can be placed in the comment receptacle. You are wasting our time by continuing to read our words. You need to begin making your own words. Now.

The Mustache Rangers have found away into the heart of a small boy. This small boy had no say in the matter. In fact, the small boy doesn’t even exist. He is simply a boy who now lives only in your mind. Please, do not kill this young boy by forgetting him.

A new episode of the Mustache Rangers is available to you today. For pleasure.

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Our books of ancient history describe a moving picture presentation by the name of Mr. Destiny. Copies of this presentation on entertainment disc no longer exist. We, the people of the present, can still enjoy the stories of Mr. Destiny, but they are passed on by word of mouth. Sometimes the words to the tale change, but this timeless story of a mouse filing for a business loan will continue on through the ages.

The Mustache Rangers meet their own sort of destiny in today’s interpod netcast adventure. It is your destiny to enjoy it.

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After many years of deliberation, Mustache Rangers Central Command has decided to approve the passing on of the Moustache Me webnet pagesite link.

The humans who run Moustache Me endorse the sticking of mustaches onto advertisements that have no mustaches. Mustache-less advertisements are an abomination to the Great Mustache. He appreciates all that correct this, in a legal manner.