It’s that time of the year again. Time to turn your gazes to the Brave New Workshop. It’s time for the 4th Annual Twin Cities Improv Festival. Bringing improv groups from around the country and multi-show passes to the general vicinity of Hennepin and 26th.

June 24th at 7pm, the start date and time of the festival! June 28th at 8pm, the festival’s last show including a live performance by the Mustache Rangers. Laying claim to improv and the Uptown area, for the American way! This is the 4th Annual Twin Cities Improv Festival!

There has been a lot of talk about oil recently. Of course the Mustache Rangers want in on that action. Talking heads are paid pretty well, from what little we understand.

Listen and enjoy this week’s comedy podcast episode. It’ll put things right.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 9:23 — 8.6MB)

The Lineated Barbet Magmahouse linen is a big ol’ bird that likes fruit. It’s a frugivore. No joke! It especially likes that stuff you get a the deli with marshmallows in it. But not the kind with grapes. It likes the ones with cherries.

This one time, a Lineated Barbet was at a party, and the tiger throwing the party was, like, “thanks for coming! Have some meat I killed,” and the Barbet was, like, “Naw, I just eat fruit.” That’s totally rude. Do not invite them to parties.

Nobody knows where they nest. They’re usually up all night going “woo!” And during the day, they’re taking up seats at coffee shops. Listen, birds. You can’t live at the coffee shop. Other people like to sit too.

Their feathers are bright red.

(Photo by Mike (NO captive birds) in Thailand)

If there were a world championship for stalling, the Mustache Rangers would win it. Too bad there is only a universe wide championship for stalling. It’s called the Uni-N-Stall. Dark matter wins every space year.

There is another podcast episode for your ears this week. Put it in there.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 9:51 — 9.0MB)

Hey there. Welcome to the Mustache Rangers website. If this is your first time here, then you might be overwhelmed by the large number of podcasts. Well, don’t fear! I’m here to help!

Why not check out a few of our favorite podcast episodes where the Mustache Rangers pretend to be truckers, are joined by a robot, decide on a vacation spot, and are joined by Kevin Murphy of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

If you like what you hear, why not subscribe on iTunes and tell all your friends about it? Why not?

If life is truly a game, then it is longer and more boring than Monopoly. Tell your sisters they should give up already, because you want to go to bed. It’s getting absurd. Honestly, everyone has 20 hotels on everything. Something is very wrong here.

The Mustache Rangers talk about numbers in this week’s podcast. Enjoy ip. Ip? Huh. We meant it. I mean, we mean it. It?

Podcast: Download (Duration: 13:27 — 12.3MB)

Just a reminder, there are outtakes at the end of most Mustache Rangers episodes. This week’s episode has a particularly long one. Enjoy the podcast now!

Podcast: Download (Duration: 10:11 — 9.3MB)

The Mustache Rangers get pretty crude in this week’s podcast. So, you know, better put on your excitement-resistant pants.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 8:56 — 8.2MB)