You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO!
Sometimes, it is not easy to decide what to do. Choices are telling, and making a choice tells your enemies something about you. If you really must make a choice, agree on a code that you and the recipient of your code can use. Only use this code once. Your enemies are crafty.
There may be distress in this week’s podcast episode of the Mustache Rangers. Try not to worry about it.
Mustache Rangers Central Command would like to wish you and your acquaintances a hairy Terrance Day. The traditions of Terrance Day continues in this week’s podcast episode, but you can listen to the freshly cleaned Terrance Day origin podcast as well!
So gather the children around your computer or iPod, cover their ears, and listen away!
Winter has arrived in space, and along with the chilly winter space breeze comes the flu. Just the regular flu. Space flu is something different all together. It is something transmitted when you ear kiss.
This week’s Mustache Rangers involves sickness. Maybe. It doesn’t matter. Listen to it.
Hollywood has run out of ideas. This is the truth with the temperature of a cold stone. So where does one go when the fountain ideas has run dry? Space. Leprechauns do it. People named Jason do it. Anything can do it, really. Here is an example. When someone wanted to make Lord of the Rings is space, they made Wing Commander.
This week the Mustache Rangers try their hand at writing the next big thing. Listen to the podcast while surrounded by your equals.
It may seem like last week just ended, but it is time for a new one. Butter up those “new week” smiles with a healthy helping of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It’ll help Thanksgiving go down easier.
The Mustache Rangers are joined this week by Dr. Jeremy Carter, PhD and Dr. Matt Gourley, PyT of the Superego podcast. If you don’t go to GoSuperego.com and listen to their excellent work, you’re more than a fool. You’re a dirty fool. A fool who has, somehow, become dirty. How did you become so dirty, fool? We do not care, because everything that comes out of your mouth is nonsense and tainted by your filthy exterior.
Human contact can be overrated and underrated. Sure, hugging is great. But punches aren’t. And those are almost the same thing. It is okay to be confused by this. You might want to read a book on the topic.
The Mustache Rangers hold hands in this week’s episode. Enjoy it alone.