Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this week’s podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them read it back. That’d probably be fun for you, yeah?
It has come to our attention that some people have never seen the Mustache Rangers perform live. And so, here you are. A live performance to show what you are missing. Feel free to share it with all of your friends. And keep an eye on the live performance page for upcoming Mustache Rangers performances.
Everyone is stupid sometimes and can’t make a decision on their own. They need someone to help. Someone to share the blame if things don’t go according to plan. Newspaper columnists have had a pretty good monopoly on this market for some time. But it is not time for the podcast market to take over.
The Mustache Rangers give out advice on this week’s podcast episode. Try listening to it while not browsing the internet, you ADD monkey.
People would like to tell you that soap can refresh you, but they are wrong. Do not pay them any attention. You should be washing yourselves in sugary drinks. Your skin will thank you.
This week, the Mustache Rangers instruct you on the art of refreshment. Listen to the podcast with both ears at the same time.
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The Mustache Rangers will be interviewed and perform on the taping of Drinking with Ian this Friday at First Ave. in downtown Minneapolis at 8pm. You should come! There will be drinking!
The American has always loved sports, be it shooting Redcoats or hoops. And what happens when the American runs out of sports? The crafty American makes new sports. Arena football is truly American as apple pie, which actually is not American in the least. What we are trying to say is, there are a lot of sports going on all the time.
This week, the Mustache Rangers explore the topic of sports in their podcast. Don’t fumble this episode, or else people on internet will make fun of you and your butter fingers.
Space can get lonely, even if you have a traveling companion floating along next to you. Don’t be afraid to discuss your loneliness with companion, as a long and boring discussion about your needs will surely shoo away any loneliness you might be feeling. In fact, after your companion’s short and spurned responses, you may even desire loneliness.
The Mustache Rangers discuss containers in this week’s podcast event. Enjoy it without socks shoved in your ears.
It is not uncommon for someone to grow bored with their surroundings. If they are not terribly meek, then they may explore things beyond their comfort zone. And this is how people came to eat tabouli.
The Mustache Rangers get a bit outside of their comfort zone in this week’s podcast adventure. Listen to it with all your might.
It is a long held belief that model rockets are cool. The fact is, they are not cool in the slightest. No matter how “rad” or “sweet” the decals stuck on the rocket are. The rocket will, in the very best situation, go up and then go down. So unless you’re building a rocket that does away with the “then go down” part, find yourself a new hobby. Button collecting is always popular.
The Mustache Rangers deal with buttons in this week’s podcast episode. Take it into your brain.