The people of Earth take the changing of days for granted. They give little to no time considering how the other half live. The space half. Flying from galaxy to galaxy with useless sundials. It was a bad investment.

The Mustache Rangers miss their months in the current interpod netcast episode. We hope that you feel some sort of sympathy.

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The Mustache Rangers are making a special visit to Earth this Friday. It seems that an “improvisational” “comedy” group by the name of Family Night has called out the Mustache Rangers. And as much as the Mustache Rangers enjoy being called out, this night of families said it with a nasty inflection.

And so, the Mustache Rangers will be doing battle with this Family Night on stage, for the pleasure of you! Quick! Find details on this “performance” below!

When: May 23rd, 2008, 11PM CST
Where: Punch Out! at the Brave New Workshop
2605 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408
Cost: $10.00

Someone will go home crying. If you enjoy crying, you will love this.

If you love the Mustache Rangers, you will make it to this show and make sure that they are not sent home crying. Crying in space can be dangerous, and can lead to death or headaches.

Danger seems to be the middle name of many a person. The people who claim this tend to spend most of their free time staring at a screen with moving or static pictures. The middle name is wasted on them.

The Mustache Rangers encounter danger in today’s interpod netcast internet podcast. Enjoy the danger.

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One thing is always relative to another, unless you are referring to Uncle Stan. Uncle Stan is not really your uncle, nor is he made up of matter like you or I. Remember that the next time he tries to count your ribs.

The Mustache Rangers explore the things brought by time in today’s podcast episode. Enjoy it without penalty.

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If you have never heard of an iceberg before, let us explain it for you. It is a smallish sort of town made completely of ice. Commerce flows normally, just slower.

The Mustache Rangers deal slightly with ice in today’s podcast episode. Put it into your brain. Now.

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Nicknames are for the strong and the weak alike. However, nicknames serve different purposes for these two groups. Just keep this truth in mind. The strong hand out all nicknames, and the strong hate the weak. Hopefully, this information will help you out of some jam in the near future.

Today, the Mustache Rangers receive nicknames. Enjoy it.

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After a week of trying to put a squarish toy square into a roundish toy circle hole, the adventures of the Mustache Rangers are back. In a rare continuation, they continue to continue their storyline from the previous episode. Enjoy it.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 14:08 — 4.8MB)

Apologies to our loyal followers. This weekend, the podcast translation crew ran in to technical difficulties. The podcast for this week has been delayed until the week the follows this week. Please accept our apologies and hunt down those who do not accept our apologies. They don’t have to be such a big jerk about it, after all.