Every once in a blue moon (when the Lords of America decide to paint the moon, generally once ever decade), you get a really good hamburger. And it kind of makes you wonder why you’ve been eating vegetables at all. But then, the next hamburger you get is just “okay” again. At least you’ll have the memory of that one hamburger.

The Mustache Rangers consume no food in this week’s episode. We hope that information didn’t make you sad.

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The creation of a mighty Mustache Rangers quote index is underway. Soon, you will be able to say, “oh drat. I know something funny was said at some point, but can not, for the life of me, remember when it was said.” And then, after you say this, you will be able to use the magic of indexing to help your shoddy memory.

But this process becomes even easier with you, the listener. If you have any favorite quotes, please list them and which episodes they appear in. Then, when your mind eventually fails, you will have electricity and metal to help you remember.

You can leave a comment with your indexable quote, or email the Mustache Rangers at mustacheranger@gmail.com. Either way, thank you for doing some of our work for us. We are very busy killing things that are different from us.

If space were not nothing, it would be totally in your face. It would, for example, be all, like, what is up? It would be quite overwhelming, if it weren’t such a massive amount of emptiness. Given any mass, it would be the person you avoid at most well planned parties.

The Mustache Rangers have another adventure, of sorts, in today’s interpod netcast internet podcast. Cast.

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After achieving everything they wanted to do on Earth at the Twin Cities Improv Festival, the Mustache Rangers have once again left fertile ground for the thankless embrace of space. There is no applause in space. There isn’t really anything in space.

The Mustache Rangers bring you an new podcast adventure today, full of action and movement and plot. Or not. Enjoy!

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The Mustache Rangers are racing time and space to make it back to Earth for the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There may be alien civilizations to conquer, but the people of Earth can have morale issues and need an evening of mandatory cheer every now and again.

The Mustache Rangers will be dispensing cheer as they recount tales of their space adventures live on the Brave New Workshop stage. You should come and enjoy the Mustache Rangers, along with many of the other delightful troupes at the Twin Cities Improv Festival.

You may find your Mustache Rangers related time information below.

When: June 29th, 2008, 8PM CST
Where: Twin Cities Improv Festival
2605 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408
Price: $10

See you soon, Cadets!

Get your giggling out of your lungs, because the sixty-ninth episode of the Mustache Rangers is here for our mutual pleasure. If you enjoy the running of marathons, or hate them, or feel no way whatsoever about them, you will enjoy this week’s episode. If you have no feelings at all, then we ask that our deaths be quick and painless.

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As mentioned in the podcast for today, the Mustache Rangers would like your help to spread their words. Today, you can do three things. Tell 5 people about the Mustache Rangers. Digg the Mustache Rangers. Leave positive feedback for the Mustache Rangers on iTunes.

It’s that easy. Do all or one of them, but don’t you dare do none. Now, enjoy this week’s episode!

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There is a fine line between a point and a line. Now you know geometry. Congratulations.

The Mustache Rangers have their many hands full into this week’s interpod netcast podcast. Enjoy with your favorite beverage.

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