Today was one of the more challenging days Iâ€™d had in quite some time. It seemed like I was getting it from all sides. Nothing I said or did could make anything better to anyone. No one was happy with me. Especially Phooneybaum, and even more especially, Computer. And even more especially than that, the especialliest, was myself. How was I to know that Phooneybaum had special plans for dinner? And how was I to know that the sandwich I made was going to turn out to be way better than the meal of turnips au poive he fussed over for 3 hours. He made it as a surprise, but didnâ€™t tell me so of course I was going to make a sandwich. When youâ€™re hungry, youâ€™re hungry. I shouldnâ€™t be punished for being hungry, should I? Well, I guess I punish people for being hungry. But Iâ€™m the Commander Major! Thatâ€™s my job. My job is not to be punished for hunger. I donâ€™t keep track of my hours of being punished for being hungry and expect to be paid for those hours. Thatâ€™s ridiculous. And so is Phooneybaum. I changed my mind, I am not NOT happy with myself. I think I deserve another sandwich.
With some love,
THE Commander Major