Join America’s space conquerors! Become a cadet in the Mustache Rangers! Joining is easy! Simply send an electro-mail to email@example.com containing a picture of you as a hopeful cadet!
Picture must include:
- You with a mustache
- A thumbs up in the photo is recommended, for the sake of joviality
- If you have a beard, you must be holding a sign that says “I renounce my beard”
Pictures of all new recruits will be displayed here so the enemy will know that our numbers are indeed great!