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Mssrs Bastidious & Phooneybaum
your recent recording, you know, the one where you give hints for a word by stretching out the beginning of the word whilst the other tries to get it caused me to release an uncontainable renegade bark of laughter on my daily packed space-commute.
a rumpus, hullaballoo, kerfuffle – call it what you will – ensued, brought about by this sudden faux pax which included, but by no means fully comprised, incidents such as a rotund priest careering backwards into a cluster of female japanese tourists wearing silver boots, the violent expulsion of a set of false teeth into the lap of a heavily pregnant woman, and the escape of a vetwards bound cat from its container. the latter resulted in a blur of deeply-scratched office workers and the chaotic depositions of much viscous and repulsive cat-allergy induced mucal matter.
with my once-proud ‘tasche at once both drooping and bristling with shame, i departed my carriage, never to realight.
notwithstanding that i am a long term partaker of your light and mildly distracting banter, i nevertheless anticipate recompense for the social inconvenience caused.
yours sincerely,
mr boyd.